tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50469396023300918372024-03-05T04:45:42.382-08:00TB's StoriesTaylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18301499925059215228noreply@blogger.comBlogger146125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046939602330091837.post-56162233576647078202013-05-20T08:40:00.001-07:002013-05-31T11:45:20.715-07:00Barracuda...brace face....invisalign!<div style="text-align: center;">
BRACES THEN, INVISALIGN NOW!</div>
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My beautiful cousin, <a href="http://www.dontquotetheraven.com/">Raven</a> and I were cordially invited to an Invisalign blogging group over here in Federal Way, Washington. Where we met other Washington bloggers as well as the Invisalign reps to have them share with us what exactly Invisalign is and how it benefits society today compared to wire braces.</div>
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<i>Do we look like we need Invisalign??</i></div>
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It was 80's theme so we had to dress up like we were from the 80's...well myself was born in '88 so I think that partially counts but I had no idea what exactly to wear, so thank goodness the reps had props to show us how it's done.</div>
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<i>I know you would think that Alcohol would make Raven smile, but it was a long day for me so I choose alcohol and she takes shopping. But that girl has some serious style!</i></div>
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I remember when I was younger sucking my thumb for most likely 12-14 hours a day. </div>
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Could not get enough of that delicious dirty, salty, wrinkley, opposable limb.</div>
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My right thumb was literally half the size of my left and I would always have to sneak sucking it</div>
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My dad would scare the shit out of me on how mad he was when he caught me sucking my thumb. Probably which intrigued me to do it more.</div>
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So by the time I was 11 and had most my adult teeth, I looked like a damn barracuda. All sticking out from my thumb being pressed up against the back. My bottom were all sideways from my hand resting on them forcing them around my hand just so I could suck that thumb like my life depended on it.</div>
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<i>Beware of the images you are about to see of my f#$%ed up mouth</i></div>
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I am obviously on the left with the huge teeth and semi soon to be bushy thick eyebrows</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span">everyone has an awkward stage.</span></div>
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Back in my days of this awkwardness I only had one option of getting the metal braces, with rubber bands, an expander, and then all the wax I could get my hands on while the brackets acted as some sort of death trap for the inside of my mouth to feel like warts and bleed constantly. </div>
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Especially fun when I broke a wire and it went straight through me cheek.</div>
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And when my dad was teaching me how to catch a baseball by putting the mitt right in front of my face. </div>
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Smack! Blood! Stiches!</div>
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BRACEFACE!!!!</div>
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crazy hair day ok. don't judge.</div>
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What I wouldn't have given to have invisalign and not that chunky crap taking up make out space I needed as a teenager.</div>
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Invisalign is virtually invisible..hence the obvious name. You wear the retainers for about 2 weeks then change them to the next set, your teeth slowly begin shifting and if need be any more correcting you can go back to your old set then restart.</div>
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When you compare having smooth retainers to bulky metal you never have to worry about going in to get them tightened, a wire poking you, a bracket sticking to whoever you're sucking face with lips, or them getting an electrical current and opening your locker...</div>
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It’s been six weeks since I decided to have puberty Part II and get braces at the ripe age of 24.
I wrote in my first “brace-face” post about how difficult it was to handle the emotional aspects of getting braces in your mid 20’s - the paranoia that people are staring, poking fun, wondering why, etc. After the second week, that feeling somewhat of melted away. I quickly became comfortable with my braces and realized that in reality, most people can’t even see them unless they are really up close and personal. I’ve had full conversations with people and its not until several minutes in that they recognize the braces.
All I have to say is thank goodness for Dr. Wang at Madison Square Dentistry. These “tooth-colored” braces really are hard to see. Have you been able to fully notice them in my recent pictures? Sure, they were sore for a day after my first tightening, but besides that, it’s become painless physically and emotionally.
To be completely transparent, I was truly anxious and nervous about being a brace-face at Fashion Week. I admit that I am not one of the ”cool fashion girls”. Not even close. With the addition of the braces, I was starting to feel that a fashion week appearance, particularly around the stunning DVF girls, would be difficult.
Fortunately, I somehow put on my best game/brace-face and quickly forgot that I was wearing braces. It’s took me a couple weeks to embrace the idea that my outlook was all that mattered, but here I am, 6 weeks in, and maybe 75% a-okay with my brace-face situation.
Added bonus? My teeth are moving at a remarkable speed and Dr. Wang thinks I’ll get these suckers off before 6 months. If that’s the case, there will no doubt be a “Farewell Brace-Face” fiesta!" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8w7e1LDUK1qzpyh6o1_500.jpg" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" /></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I had my braces for 4 years! With Invisalign some can be corrected in as little as 90 days!!! </span></span></div>
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The industry of coffee has shifted from the girls who get to wear their jeans and tanks to now wearing a thong and pasties.</div>
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This is not in fact for ALL bikini/lingerie stands. I feel like they get a bad rep because some have been known to prostitute from their service window. </div>
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<i>The only thing I'm stroking is the steam wand.</i></div>
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I needed something on top of my "big girl" job where I was going to make bank, hardly have to hold a conversation, actually have a reason to buy the "trashy" lingerie, which never makes it to my bedroom anyway.</div>
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I know the stigma and I honestly don't give a shit, you want to trade me places and when you ring up someone for a $3.50 mocha, they give you a $20 and say, "Keep the change" </div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span">If I had a car payment, I would be able to make it in my 5 hour shift.</span></div>
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One of the stands I float between is a bar as well....GREAT MARKETING! Customers can actually come in and have a beer while oogling my goodies but never touching, I am allowed to be stern and if need be "rude" with customers when they get a little 'fresh' but for obvious reasons our HR department doesn't exist. </div>
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Every girl loves to feel sexy and when you constantly have people telling you how beautiful you look, I don't care if they look like Shrek, my days are instantaneously better. But we do get some rather good looking men, which sucks, as I refuse to give me number out to anyone I work with.</div>
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These guys are my only problem, they come in with WADS of Benjamin's and throw it in my face about how they could take care of me and give me whatever I want, take me shopping, buy me a boob job...(anyone up for a reversal??) </div>
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F$%# NO! I am not an idiot as to take them up on buying me that new Gucci purse, Prada Pumps, and of course the girls being nipped and tucked. At some point they are going to expect you to let them penetrate you in some way, as you have penetrated their bank account.</div>
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Or wherever they get that money from. I don't want to know. </div>
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Some girls have them and swear they have never slept with them, although they are driving a brand new luxury sedan...</div>
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Of course they are coming in there, I do love when most say "I just love your guy's coffee and it just happens to be a bonus that you all are good looking"...Ya ya now take your hand out of your pocket mister. </div>
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What makes you a creeper when you intentionally make your drink order to my breasts. Be a little sly about it, please. They will not talk back to you and your milk is coming from a cow, not me. </div>
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Creeper status 2, telling me I dropped stuff on the floor so I need to bend over to get it, or make me walk around mindlessly looking under things for the diamond earring you lost.<br />
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Are you kidding me though?! These guys do this at 1 stand a little more than the rest. The cops say they are "regulars" and not harmful, 9/10 they don't have weapons but their imaginary friend does and that is what they see. </div>
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I tend not to tell anyone where I work as I don't like the judgement on their face, I should really care less as I pay off and do 10X more things than any of my friends and have absolutely no debt. I am not a stripper...not that there is anything wrong with that...but I just could never touch a customer or wave my lady parts in their face knowing that the flag pole isn't the only thing at attention. </div>
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It's way fun, I have all day to do what I want so I can actually have a life, or pursue my big girl dreams. </div>
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The perks are awesome though, free oil changes, photo shoots, pictures developed, MP3 players, movies, clothes, shoes..etc. But I only accept when they drop it off in the stand and I have never given out my number, but if they are willing to give me a gift why shouldn't I take it??</div>
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<i>The blue/pink bandeau pictures was my first day, no make up and my hair was originally up...but I guess hot mess can sometimes be in.</i></div>
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My mom and I have a fabulous relationship, she is seriously my best friend but she does draw the line between being my friend and being a mother. When I have over stepped my boundaries with telling her things she will definitely put me in check, which I think some of my other friends parents could use a lesson in. </div>
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<b><i>Happy Mothers Day to the most fabulous, hottest mom I know</i></b></div>
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I was completely blasted in the face today!!!!!</div>
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I have been waiting for this day for a few months now!!!! I tried to join The Color Run last year but it was sold out within a matter of minutes of the office opening up for sign ups!</div>
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<i>Because who doesn't want to be blasted in the face every 1K??</i></div>
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I cannot even say how happy I was today! The pictures definitely speak for themselves, I was up at 4am since I couldn't sleep with all the adrenaline running to get this party started, so I worked out then headed to Seattle 2 hours early.</div>
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Ready to scroll through this magical rainbow, unicornititus, blasts in the face, special time?!</div>
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<i>unicornititus-you may grow a unicorn horn after seeing these.</i></div>
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<i>Ok let's get this party started!!!</i></div>
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<i>Oompa Loompa doo piddy doo, if you're a skank we are gonna blast you...</i></div>
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<i>Skanks.</i></div>
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<i>Dance party on 2nd!!</i></div>
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<i>If you're pretending to be wasted, wave your hands.</i></div>
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<i><b>I love how my legs look like cottage cheese. Bad. Angle. But don't give a F....</b></i></div>
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<i>Could the snatch taking this photo get a little further away??</i></div>
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<i>I liked it.</i></div>
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<i>a lot.</i></div>
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HARLAM SHAKE!!!!</div>
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Shake your ass!!!</div>
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Shake your tits!!</div>
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Shake your Unicorn horns!!!</div>
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<i>Let's get hyphy!!!!</i></div>
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<b><i>Needle bitches</i></b></div>
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<i>Hey we just ran you, it was crazy! Now we are back, at the EMP baby!</i></div>
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<i>THE RUNICORN!!!!</i></div>
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<i>Ashley and Erik.</i></div>
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<i>The leftovers of the EMP. I would love to go back tomorrow and see what it looks like.</i></div>
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I know this beautiful girl who has been my friend for years!! </div>
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She has been seeing someone for a little while now, where I think he is a smooth talker, she has constantly been harassed by other women saying they are getting with him, or he is messaging them inappropriate things, calling other girls "baby"...</div>
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<i>Which I am sorry if you are into those pet names...but my name is TAYLOR...not baby..like every other chick you have been with. Use my name and get used to it. I am not a pet.</i></div>
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I have never been a huge fan of his pack of friends that I ended up coming in contact with...they ALL have a steady girlfriend they are either dating or even living with, but they are going out with different girls who are convinced they are single and they happen to be the lucky one on this man's arm.</div>
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My baby sister who is just too gorgeous for her own good, has her first "boyfriend"</div>
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I call her to tell her about my dating life and probably sharing a little more detail than a 16 year old should know about her <strike>21</strike> 24 year old sister, but I am an open book and I think she tunes me out anyway, since I have had a boyfriend since I was 5. </div>
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I call this little monster and she tells me "I sort of have a boyfriend, kind of..."</div>
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I ask her, "Well how do you kind of have a boyfriend sort of"</div>
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My heart is dropping...this is her first "boyfriend" why the hell is he not perfect?!</div>
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No. they normally want to grind their dick against my leg and ignite the sparks along my thigh. </div>
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I’m ridiculously good at both, but you can only pick one. Sorry, dude. You can’t have it all on the same day. That’s too much transcendent pleasure for one man to handle. I’ll spoil you, but I won’t spoil you rotten.</div>
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I have always had that thought in my head that whatever job you want, you can have because it is all on who you know. </div>
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well I don't know any people that will just pay me to do their shopping but i get to keep half for myself, I don't know anyone who will pay me to get out of bed and actually get ready on days that I just want to sleep and die. </div>
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I don't know anyone to pay me to get on the internet and just people stalk for hours at a time.</div>
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I wish someone would pay me to be able to give everyone my 2 cents whether they like it or not. </div>
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But on this rant I have decided to go back to school. I know 24 is nowhere near old...but I feel as if everyone at the college I have picked is just out of high school, they are doing running start, and I am there like "ya bitches I already did this once and had a career, now starting over, you ain't got nothing on me" </div>
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Source: <a href="http://funny-pictures-blog.com/2012/12/23/college-life-2/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">funny-pictures-blog.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/kmt0991/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Kaitlyn</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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<i>Can I just get married have a few babies and stay at home all day doing whatever I want?!?!!</i></div>
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I could work that job like no other! </div>
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"Taylor, we need you to pin 50,000 pairs of shoes that you think people would want"</div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.victoriassecret.com/shoes/whats-new/crisscross-peep-toe-pump-colin-stuart?ProductID=66430&CatalogueType=OLS" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">victoriassecret.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/taylorb444/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Taylor</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Then of course I get comped half or more for my excellent work.</div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.districtlines.com/25274-Colors-Like-Black-T-Shirt/jennamarbles" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">districtlines.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/taylorb444/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Taylor</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Everyone is trying to be Ana and Christian aren't they??</div>
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I could see the shit out of those. I would be upfront and honest. How tight do you need the cuffs, how wide should you set a spreader bar, do you need a Dolphin? A butterfly? or a Rabbit?</div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/best-couples-sex-toys" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">womenshealthmag.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/forrestrial/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Forrest</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.sexyforlove.com/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">sexyforlove.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/sexyforlove/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Mella</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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I could sell people my fashion advice. </div>
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I am venturing out there to figure out what I need to do so I can tell people how important I am. </div>
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I am looking for what speaks to me, what would hold my attention for longer than a few years. I need something that will constantly change, I clearly can't do the same thing long. </div>
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Source: <a href="http://9gag.com/hot/id/4355917" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">9gag.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/taylorb444/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Taylor</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Nothing warms my heart more than knowing I have been missed! Thank you ladies for the emails, comments on my instagram and Twitter. I haven't blogged in over 2 months because i wasn't feeling "inspired" </div>
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I can't blog about my workout progress, as I am naturally skinny and I can seriously lose 5lbs in a week and still eat gummy bears for breakfast. <strike>Sorry i'm not sorry</strike></div>
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I can't blog about fashion sense because my ass and tits literally hang out of everything cute and I don't think that is counted as "fashionable"</div>
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Now a few months ago I wrote about how I met this amazing guy on New Years and how I was actually going to wait for him to get off the fishing boat..blah blah blah. </div>
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Well, I did wait. I went for 2 f$%#ing miserable months without sex, without tongue exercises, without being touched by anyone. </div>
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<b>My own living hell.</b></div>
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I should have taken stock out in energizer. No wonder their mascot is a rabbit.</div>
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He comes back from Alaska and I am thinking there will be this spark and have this perfect relationship since I was with my ugly ass husband. </div>
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Yes,...I thought my husband was not very attractive. He treated me good for a while and that's why I liked him, but I seriously gave myself the shaft by marrying him.</div>
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So, I feel like I have this catch.</div>
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This guy comes to The Ram...right. The Ram just a steakhouse and brewery, a few of my friends are there, a few of his friends are there, we are drinking, boozing, having a few laughs. The bill comes later in the night, he picks it up like a gentleman. I am thinking to myself how this is quite the catch, paying for my friends drinks and food, very sweet.</div>
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Well the bill was about $156, I am thinking not bad for 6 people...</div>
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He announces, "Oh wow it's only $156 bucks, I was planning on spending $1000 tonight."</div>
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Who the f$%^ says that! </div>
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Lady Gaga was at the Tacoma Dome last night!!!!</div>
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I effin love her! I think her music is amazing her message is fantastic, she just launched a homeless shelter helping group Regeneration, which is teamed up with Virgin Mobile and last night she called a random person in the audience (if you texted a number you were entered) and since the guy answered the phone call she donated $5,000 to help a homeless shelter. </div>
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She gave speeches in between shows about loving yourself and how you are "born this way" just be happy and live life without "giving any fucks" she had a black Jesus...no joke...this guy dressed up and all night she was like, "Black Jesus when people talk bad about you, do you give any fucks?" He shakes his head no, and she responds, "even black Jesus doesn't have a fuck to give what people think" </div>
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SHOES!!! my feet were effin killing me, luckily I had this fantastic man next to me who would let me lean on him from time to time, no way was I taking them off in the Tacoma Dome...I would be afraid I would contract an STD from the floor, this place is DIRTY!</div>
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The make up! I started doing brights because 2 years ago when I went, I was in purple and black, and spaced I was in gold/black/white so I touched up the top with gold but left the pink and blue, still turned out cool, it's Gaga! I can be weird and mismatched!</div>
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IF YOU COULD SEE WHERE I AM TYPING FROM YOU WOULD BE STOKED FOR ME TOO!!</div>
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I finally am on my own laptop!!!</div>
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ok it may not be a big deal to you bishes, but to me...that is huge!! I haven't been able to use my own laptop since October!!!</div>
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Don't worry I called suicide prevention lines everyday to make sure I kept my sanity!</div>
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Anyways, now i can finally get back on the blog train again cause I don't have to worry about my dad reading what I talk about since I am sure he isn't at all interested in the word choice on here.</div>
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f#$k that.</div>
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When I got my laptop i first went to the ever popular photobucket and started deleting every picture of that slimeball loser I was married too.</div>
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I also went through all of my pictures on my computer and there will never be his face to grace this laptop ever again.</div>
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Some think I sabotaged my marriage and I don't really care, to those of you who have been there from the beginning, some of you know that he hit/slapped/pushed/and pinned me down while on our honeymoon...I don't put up with that shit. Also, now to learn he has been stealing my money from "our" account, he had been writing checks and placing money aside before we were married! </div>
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So on that note. Fuck you girls that think I sabotaged this and I love you girls who have given me the strength and comfort to get through all of this, your stories mean so much to me!</div>
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Turning over a new leaf!! </div>
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I have that wonderful new boyfriend! I finally got to talk to him from the ship! he called me on Wednesday and I couldn't help but do the crazy I am a psycho dork dance when I heard his voice on the other line. </div>
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I want to thank all of my instagram lovers!!!!!</div>
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well possibly the unicorns that was the best part of this whole thing</div>
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Here you go throw on the strep throat with everything else on top. </div>
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It was a sickness cocktail and I am 20 days shy of my 90. This was awesome. I laid in bed from Friday at 6 until Monday..all day..doing nothing...</div>
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Eat Marshmallows- ugh didn't work (because strep is worse)</div>
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Drink Alka-seltzer-ugh didn't work (because it was strep)</div>
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Put an onion around your bedroom- ugh didn't work out (because my dad freaked out and thought it smelled disgusting in my room and made me throw it away. Who knows that could have cured my strep)</div>
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"Well that explains a lot"</div>
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I couldn't drink that crap fast enough it was amazing and Tuesday morning I woke up my throat was back to it's perfect pink with a very tab bit of swelling. </div>
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now I thank god the boyfriend is gone, he would have been like "Ya I thought you were cute until i realized you were diseased"</div>
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And it looks like baby shit smeared all over your face.</div>
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ya right! That was not happening, I was stuffing my face with as much popsicles and ice cream I could get my hands on to stop the devil in my throat. </div>
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I may try this after I am 100% better, but I hate working out and love being skinny naturally.</div>
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Yes I am being a snob cause I haven't had any human contact in 4 days.</div>
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I did some awesome pinning though of gorgeous girls with perfect hair and perfect make up while i brushed some puke chunks out of mine. </div>
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That was the highlight of my weekend and my Monday night!</div>
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Back at work today!!! Planning on looking fabulous to show stupid strep HE DON'T OWN ME!!!</div>
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January 5!!!! it seems like yesterday I was clubbing it up at the all time famous, Tia Lou's in downtown Seattle with my best girlfriends.</div>
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Kaitlyn and I getting our amazingness on!</div>
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You know that feeling you get when you know you look fucking hot?</div>
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I was complaining a bit to my best girly, Calle about how I am alone on New Years, everyone is going to be making out at midnight and the most action I have gotten is waking up to my pomchi licking me in the mouth wanting to go take a shit in the morning.</div>
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So I am complaining about my lack of life right now and in walks her friend Erika, with her boyfriend, her brother, and her brothers friend</div>
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Her brother and brother's friend both with no dates and looking fly but the friend was in this sweet ass leather jacket, Calle turns to me and is like "Your team!" in my head I am like "WINNING!!!!!"</div>
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I immediately call dibs on leather jacket so none of the other hoes there would think they could swoon over him.</div>
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oh ya, I am that girl</div>
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We head to Tia's private booth, free drinks all night and much much much confetti</div>
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I made my new best friend, Taylor...she had a baby 6 weeks ago and looked absolutely amazing but I know she couldn't wait to get home to be with her precious baby girl.</div>
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So all night I went as Tay-Woww and she was Tay-bay bay!</div>
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div>
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The confetti just burst and we were right underneath it!!! it's going to be very hard to clean up! it was in our hair and our faces, places I don't even want to mention but when I was showering the next day my bathtub had some confetti in it.</div>
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Leather Jacket hottie and I kiss at midnight!</div>
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Sparks fricken started flying! amazing kisser, amazing hottie, amazing everything!</div>
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How in the hell did I get so lucky?! Maybe because I had the shittiest year of my life! and now I get the best cause i deserve the best?!</div>
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Leather Jacket is named Cody.</div>
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Cody and I have spent everyday together since New Years and it is the most complete, wholesome, life changing feelings I have never felt before.</div>
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January 4, Cody tells me he has to go to Alaska for his fisherman's job in the Bering Sea for a few months!!!</div>
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WHAT THE FUCK?!</div>
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I just get this amazing feeling with the most perfect individual i could ever imagine. he is leaving now for a few months! No time limit. Not like, "ok i'll be back by March or April.." no just when they are done they are done.</div>
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Well since I know what I feel and he is totally freaked out as well about how these feelings have risen to the surface like that. So we decided we are officially dating and I am going to wait for him to get back. I am counting down the days until I see him again, but ladies....</div>
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Last kiss before he left</div>
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Everyone knows what getting the blues are</div>
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You're sad, you're getting fat, it's raining, you're just pathetic in general and everyone else around you knows it so why are you even taking up space in this world and sucking oxygen from other people that need it...</div>
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The mean reds from the lovely Miss Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn) talking to the every so sexual Paul Varjak that's V-A-R-... <span style="font-size: x-small;">you would know where this is going if you have seen the movie</span></div>
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I have a case of the mean reds today. Since starting this new adventure in life I was thinking that my magical unicorn that I rub everyday for good luck would bring me a huge pot of gold and I would be set for life. </div>
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Fuck no, and I'm chopping that bitch's head off, or horn...whichever part is not granting my magical wishes.</div>
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Or in my case the mean reds is more like a crime scene in my pants (NSA) I have been a ragin bitch but then a crying mess, this is the first THE FIRST womanly experience I have had in 3 years! </div>
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Thank you Depo!</div>
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but it sucks, my insides are falling out. I cannot pound enough water!</div>
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But I want to end this as quick as possible...</div>
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Being as clean as possible!</div>
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how can you end this monstrosity??</div>
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Clean the sheets, you don't have to do it everyday like I have been, but I feel just so completely gross and my skin is 10X more oily to keep from major breakouts I wash my sheets, my skin has been so clear through this thing which is a blessing right now!</div>
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I look like a meth head normally.</div>
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Water!!!!</div>
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Water is my savior! My aunt flow is more like giving birth to a COW!</div>
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Water has lessened that to wear maybe I look like I'm giving birth to a...goldfish?</div>
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I think my dogs hate me<b>,(get over here bitch and lay on my belly!!!)</b> but honestly the heartbeat and warmth of their bodies, feels amazing all night!!! then I don't have to worry about those water things that stay hot. They get cold and are bound to leak. I don't want to wake up to that shit and thinking or even feel like I have been laying in piss all night.</div>
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Dogs are much more snuggly too.</div>
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Does anyone else get in that mood where you just want to deck someone in the face?!</div>
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I don't want to lose any friendships so I went to the local mall today, where everyone is a hoity toity bitch having to buy their child the best items for Christmas. </div>
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remember I'm po' now. Nobody is getting shit from me.</div>
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So I walk around and no one will talk to me! I don't get said hi to in any store I walk in. So me being miss. period. walk to the counter and tell that snot face teenage girl who thinks her shit don't stink how I spend all this money at this store and I don't get a greeting?! I went ape shit! I made a scene, acted like Julia Roberts Pretty Woman.</div>
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Then I went in my car and cried then went to McDonalds and got the biggest McFlurry ever.</div>
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You probably didn't learn anything from this, but these are some things to help get through those type of MEAN REDS!!!</div>
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I have been out there exploring our different sex species and I am not liking what I am seeing.</div>
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What happened to men?! Is there no 'country song' guys out there? </div>
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your ass is hanging out of your pants, hat is on sideways and every other word out of your mouth is, "That's filthy"</div>
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You my dear are filthy. Not the way you are thinking. </div>
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This is constant around here I think too many people have lost their jobs and then revert to acting like children.</div>
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I have been studying some sex around the world, since this girl is getting desperate and I am not afraid to admit it. I already have plans for the different places this weekend to make out with at least 1 stranger.</div>
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Why not? <b>I'm single!</b> </div>
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Americans look at sex in a little taboo way. I don't think as many people open up and talk about it as they do in other countries. I visited Spain a few years ago there was 4 naked women and 4 naked men rubbing themselves with this oil...granted I am thinking lube but they are completely BUTT NAKED!!</div>
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I am 18 years old and seeing grown men's penises! </div>
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I ask my Spaniard girlfriend what the commercial was...</div>
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But if that was ever shown in America you would have the church group people, elder moms, and just plain haters all over the media about how it is a disgrace to show the human body on TV.</div>
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I was a bikini barista for 2 years, I have seen all these protesters and they all look the same, it's comical to say the least because you know all of these women probably haven't had their own picture taken in years for they are afraid of their own appearance. </div>
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So SEX around the world</div>
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I swear I could have been the star in 50 Shades of Grey a few years ago and been a lot more X-Rated.</div>
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I love it. </div>
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In Guam there are men who are paid, this is their job, to go around the country and have sex with virgins as Guam's law forbids virgins to get married. </div>
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SIGN ME UP!!!! if the boys I get to deflower look like this!</div>
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In Colombia a woman can ONLY have sex with her Husband. Never a partner before or after. Then on their first time of consummating their marriage, her mother must be present in the room</div>
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Oh hey mom don't mind while I put my finger in his butt.</div>
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Oh wait. is that normal? no. well judge me then!</div>
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SANTA CRUZ, BOLIVIA</div>
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A man can not have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. </div>
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-Was this seriously a problem?! Thank god my mom and I don't live in Santa Cruz cause we would be F$%^ed...</div>
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My dream job had been found right in Liverpool, England!</div>
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You are allowed to work topless in Liverpool, England but only if you are working in a tropical fish store!</div>
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ROMBACK, Virginia</div>
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Where the F are you expected to give a quick handjob at when you meet a guy in a bar?</div>
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WASHINGTON STATE!!!!</div>
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There is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances including the wedding night.</div>
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NEVADA</div>
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-I want to know where they come up with these and how they catch people?!</div>
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You take the cake Nevada</div>
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-It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business while wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.</div>
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So needless to say I am thanking my lucky stars I don't live in any of these places of I would be in a world of fuck. </div>
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well I guess I wouldn't be if I followed the laws. </div>
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I may have to visit some of these places and just see what happens. While I sit here drinking my vodka, water, on the rocks. I am going to research all the nasty things we are not "legally" allowed to do per Washington laws. </div>
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Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18301499925059215228noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046939602330091837.post-84276920174396579312012-12-17T08:00:00.000-08:002012-12-17T08:00:07.893-08:00Seeing the slutty side.<div style="text-align: center;">
Rejoice rejoice! Christmas is in 8 days!! </div>
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<strike>if we make is since the world ends on December 21.. so we will see if I am saving my money for jack shit.</strike></div>
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I am loving <b><span style="font-size: x-large;">LOVING</span></b> my new job! I only have to deal with someone for maybe an hour then send them on their merry way either pissed off cause they are too damn stupid to figure out how to push a button, or they think I am Jesus in the second coming. </div>
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I am less stressed out at my new job, since my manager and I have 30 second dance parties in the office when we feel a small bit of a set back or did something super awesome.</div>
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I have been working my tail off then hitting the bars to act like a slut and look for my next <strike>victim </strike> husband.</div>
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I am sneaky though. being the broke biatch I am after all of this going through the big D and don't mean Dallas ( Channeling my inner country) I can't say I have enough money to be partying the lifestyle I was used to.</div>
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So, ladies who are broke or you just want people to pay for your drinks then leave them high and dry, this is what I do...</div>
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1st step: Dress like a fucking SLUT!!! Guys don't like "nice girls", they aren't going to buy a "nice girl" a drink, they don't want to f$%^ a "nice girl"</div>
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While you are at your elegant dinner since you have told them you haven't been treated like a princess in a really long time, if they are in a relationship tell them all the things their girlfriend is doing wrong, how she is probably a lying, cheating, liar, whore. Then announce how you would never treat them anything less than the king they are. </div>
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I am starting to feel out my sluttier side and I kind of like it. </div>
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i am definitely not condoning being easy, but playing the part and getting free shit. Ya put me down for that! </div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">There is going to be a meet up at Purple Wine bar on December 21st at 7:30pm!</span></div>
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Sheesh this feels like forever!!! Recap on what is going on over here in lovely, wet, cloudy, but beautiful Seattle! </div>
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I have received a new job, it is going absolutely amazing and I have already made it to number 6 in sales for our company. I am very proud of that accomplishment, being as I have only been there for 2 weeks and beating others who have been there for years!!! </div>
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Go me!!</div>
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With some mishaps with my unemployment office I finally received my check for the entire time I was off in a big huge bunch. Needless to say I have been getting by just fine, learning to live on a budget and I can say I have been truly happy without spending money.</div>
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Yes, I just said that!</div>
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With that check I gave a chunk to my father for helping me with moving back home and changing my life, then I used the rest to pay off ALL of my debt!!!</div>
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I have NO debt! None. Zero, Nada, Zip, Zilch, I owe no one!!!</div>
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It feels amazing! I have never ever done drugs, smoked pot, experimented with anything...but the feeling after paying off my entire debt would probably beat out any high I could have ever gotten! </div>
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Alright alright, now to the vibes...</div>
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While my career life is back on track. My financial life is superbly on track, I have all of my old friends back that I left here when I moved to the sh!thole of Washington. </div>
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on that note... You honestly do know who your true friends are when you move. I had so many people missing me when I left to the east side of Washington. I am sure it's because they felt bad I had to live over there. But, I have them all back and not 1 from Spokane has called, texted, etc. But I could care less since now I know who my true friends are. </div>
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I truly love them!</div>
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I am back on the dating market!!!! </div>
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I must be pretty rusty though. In all honesty I am failing miserably!!! </div>
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I do my hair that will drive boys wild. </div>
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We all try and put those vibes into the universe hoping we will all get something in return. I put out my charm, being sweet, being funny, lighthearted, etc.</div>
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which isn't a lie by any means, I truly am all those things. But I have my insecurities too. Every woman wants to be called beautiful, smart, sexy, nice body, great personality...</div>
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When I put out all these vibes into the universe. Or if we can make "him" the universe I receive comments that are more along the lines...</div>
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Charming= Needy</div>
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Funny= Stupid and non-intellectual </div>
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Lighthearted= I don't give a sh!t about anything else</div>
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I dress for men!!! I dress to make men..or A man notice...but then all they think is that I just want attention from everyone else.</div>
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NO Dammit!!! we want attention from you!! Girls don't waste their time with 1 man and being absolutely crazy over 1 guy to dress, act, or play with every other guy.</div>
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At least not me.</div>
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My vibes have to change! </div>
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I am not restricting these anymore! I am going to be me, I am not waiting on 1 person I will be my loud, immature, obnoxious, goofy, smart, free willing, loving self.</div>
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I am telling myself every morning to be happy with what I have.</div>
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The new pimple that erupted last night. Adds character</div>
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Laws of attraction= Match and Vibration...</div>
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I need both!!</div>
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Do we women try to hard to make guys notice? But if we don't try do they notice? Are their too many things telling us to be one way and not be another way? </div>
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I am a reader. I read He's Just Not That Into You a long time ago and broke up with my boyfriend cause the book said he had red flags. </div>
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Are we reading too much into what "Happily ever after" should look like? </div>
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They do say though the vibes you put out into the universe is what you get back, possibly I'm being narcissistic, trying too hard to get 1 person to notice and not noticing all the others around. Small world! </div>
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I am only going to try and do better. That is all we can do.</div>
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I am going to be taking a new route to my blog. I am not sure where it is going to go or what I want to do but this is my restart button! </div>
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I love all my followers and I won't let you down!</div>
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I felt like a huge f@#$ing pimple late.y A little down in the dumps and putting it out here, when I want to be the one you come to for a laugh, a giggle, a great conversation. </div>
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I am thankful I have followers who I have connected with on such a deep level during the past few months. I am turning around today! </div>
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I am thankful that my dad has taken me and all my crazy sh!t into his retired home with open arms and my 2 fur children.</div>
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<i>I am thankful that same dad makes me a lunch everyday and cuts the crust off my sandwiches to take to my new job. </i></div>
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I am thankful my sister has opened up out of her shell and realized how beautiful she is and what a wonderful heart she has. I have never felt so much love for her when I read her Facebook and every single post a friend has put on her wall starts with "I just love you so much and you make me feel so special"</div>
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I love reading what a difference she is making at 16 in all these other girls lives. </div>
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I am thankful for my mother listening to all my drama, crying faces, potty mouth and still can be my rock my knight in shining armor. I just wish she lived closer to me so I could hug her everyday.</div>
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These are the 3 people in my life who mean the absolute most to me. I love both my parents to death even when they try and be parents and I want to be 5 yrs. old again sometimes. They are still amazing. </div>
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My little sister is incredible with an incredible heart and I am so jealous of the way she carries herself and puts her aura into the world. I know she will grow up into a fabulous woman.</div>
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I am so thankful for my bloggy bestie <span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://hollymarieee.blogspot.com/">Holly</a> </span>She is definitely a rock in my life who has been going through similar experiences to me and her keeping her head up makes me keep my head up. We finally got to meet in October at Disneyland and she just makes my heart happy.</div>
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I am thankful for blogging and bringing women into my life that I talk to more than I talk to my "Real Life" friends. It is great to know I have this support system, I have vents, I have people who when my head starts floating into space I know I can log in and know I have almost 500 people who will talk to me. Who I would love to help them through every problem in their life. I open my arms to anyone who wants into my life. I love this, I wouldn't give it up for anything.</div>
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I love all you beautiful bitches who I get the honor of talking to on a daily basis. </div>
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Happy Thanksgiving! </div>
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This is Tay-woww's boyfriend application! Ladies, give me your singles!!</div>
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Ok, ok I didn't mean like that...</div>
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I was thinking more of something along these lines...</div>
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I have come out with this "Boyfriend Application" I am desperate to find my one! They always say when you're not looking that's when it happens...well I moved to po-dunk crappy Spokane wanting to be single and BOOM! someone landed into my life..and brutally F$%^ed it up.</div>
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Alright alright, So let's just get to the application. Although they better be willing to put up with my shenanigans as long as they know I do offer foot rubs...</div>
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I had an AMAZING Blate with fellow blogger <a href="http://walifeandlemons.blogspot.com/">Kenzie</a> she is so fricken sweet and made me feel like a fricken giant! but I swear I am not as tall as I look.</div>
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Thanks for making me look so beefed up Kenzie!!</div>
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Kenzie and her wonderful boyfriend introduced me to 'geocaching'</div>
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She is a positively divine sweetheart! If you aren't following her! you best be now! </div>
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I would have gone on more about what I did Saturday...but I somehow had a hormone overload with that damn nuvaring and I was incapable of doing anything besides listening to my dad's jokes about the movie, The Ring and how that girl climbs out of the television and if when I start the ring, if that was going to happen...</div>
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Nothing you ladies would be interested in...</div>
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Except maybe some never been used brand new in the box snowboard bindings? GNU size Large</div>
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Alright, so as I am posting a bunch of these for sale ads and trying to check out the competition, I somehow clicked on "men seeking men" I have never ever seen that stuff on Craigslist</div>
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haha! Just kidding I am just not the type to look for a partner or a relationship with someone by an ad. Of course I see some of the most '<strike>hilarious</strike>' 'ridiculous' ads on there on how they get a partner to respond. Some with pictures!! </div>
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My eyes were burning on some of them, well this lead to an in depth conversation with one of my male friends who would be interested in finding another male to decode this secret craigslist language.</div>
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My post is really going nowhere except I was on here for 6 hours!!! Just reading everyone's ads.</div>
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1st title "If you like it hairy I'm the one 4 U"</div>
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Happy Birthday Weekend to ME!!!! I had an amazing time and couldn't have asked for better friends to take me out!</div>
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Friday, November 9, 2012</div>
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Small family and friend get together in the south end at my dad's house with tacos and cheesecake. I can't stand regular cake so either my birthday cakes are cheesecakes or ice cream cakes, and then only eat the top of ice cream part</div>
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My little sister</div>
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Kristine drove all the way from Duvall to be there for my birthday dinner! </div>
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Ashley and Jessica took me out to downtown Tacoma...wasn't as crazy as I thought, I was almost hoping for a drive by because the bars are completely different then what I am used to in Seattle.</div>
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MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY!!!</div>
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My girlfriend Calle completely se up bottle service, a booth, and VIP access to a downtown club called Tia Lou's. I think is it fantastic, the people are classy I think it's a little more higher end. Or that may be that I just hang with higher end people.</div>
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The amazing people who made my birthday the best! </div>
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24 is going to be amazing! I pledge that right now!</div>
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It was bitter cold today!!! bitter to the bone! but we made it through and pull out the win!</div>
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Last touchdown of the game!!</div>
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The finale of my birthday weekend!! Honestly I can't wait for 25! Haha! not to get older but my amazing group that I associate myself with have taken amazing care of me!!!!!</div>
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One of my very best friends, Trisha who her and I met at a spa and became instant friends immediately! </div>
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She is the one on the left, just FYI! </div>
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Well she had a gorgeous baby girl, Lexis Lynn who I am absolutely in love with and take such good care of her every time I head to Trisha's to hang out, as so..</div>
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I'm already a great god-parent...</div>
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I don't care if she does this all for her parents too, she does it for me and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.</div>
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She picked me!! Trisha calls me yesterday and tells me how amazing she loves me and how Lexis lights up when she sees me, and thinks i am considerably great with her daughter and would love for me to be her godmother. </div>
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I had to share that I am officially a godmother and this little love muffin will have the best godmother i can be!!</div>
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Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18301499925059215228noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046939602330091837.post-38003791198968174572012-11-07T08:00:00.000-08:002012-11-07T08:00:01.814-08:00Seahawks take another win!<div style="text-align: center;">
Seahawks are looking mighty fine out there!!</div>
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5-4 baby!!!</div>
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Can anyone say Marshawn Lynch?! he has got some absolute leg power! But i was very impressed with Vikings, Adrian Peterson! Man that guy!!! I am at a loss for words...good job Minnesota on picking him up, but thank you for not kicking our ass and giving us a fantastic game!</div>
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Number 24 and I'll be 24 on Saturday...this was destiny!</div>
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Then SEA with Golden Tate on the receiving end</div>
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Field goal bringing those Vikings to the top of our scoreboard 17-14</div>
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Golden Tate(Sea) again! Boom shack a lack! 17-20</div>
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Seattle takes their last field goal Making the ending score 20-30 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!!!</div>
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Let's be clear that the saying "Beer before liquor, never sicker and liquor before beer have no fear" I drank 2 fuzzy moons before my friends decided we were going to take 2 shots of duck farts. I wasn't wasted or drunk by any means, I had a nice buzz but holy sh!t worst stomach ache in the world, inducing vomiting was not happening. Next week we welcome the Jets to the Clink! I have to say I believe my Hawks will stomp them as well! </div>
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Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18301499925059215228noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5046939602330091837.post-4821743469928050612012-11-06T08:00:00.000-08:002012-11-06T08:00:01.910-08:00Remember that game, "I've Never"?<div style="text-align: center;">
We all have played that game "I've Never", Correct?</div>
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If not i feel bad for you because it was the ultimate game along the lines of spilling all your truths and I used to play it in band class all the time.</div>
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Ok so if you haven't played "I've never" you put up both hands...jazz hands</div>
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Every time someone says, "I've never..." you put a finger down if you have done that thing the other person said they have never done.</div>
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You want to have the most fingers up by the end of the game, or last person to put your last finger down.</div>
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I am going to put X amount of "I've Nevers" up and if you have never done 1 of these things you are probably GOD.</div>
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-put someone down</div>
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I don't want to be that kind of person. I walk around tall and head held straight but I will help anyone that ever needed it. I want to be the type of person someone can lean on, talk to, and confide in. Not putting down, making fun of, or purposely hurting someone's feelings. It can't ever let anyone feel good about themselves. Just take into consideration small things like this. </div>
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