We don't want no scrubs!!!

We all remember the late TLC song "No Scrubs" and we all thought we are way too good to ever let a man come into our life if he was a so called "scrub"

WRONG!!!

I know this beautiful girl who has been my friend for years!! 

(keeping name private)

She has been seeing someone for a little while now, where I think he is a smooth talker, she has constantly been harassed by other women saying they are getting with him, or he is messaging them inappropriate things, calling other girls "baby"...

Which I am sorry if you are into those pet names...but my name is TAYLOR...not baby..like every other chick you have been with. Use my name and get used to it. I am not a pet.

She keeps finding small information about him that never makes him look good, but he sweet talks her, deletes his social media shit, changes his phone number so she would have peace of mind. Then his ex girlfriend ends up calling his new phone at wee morning hours...

why the hell does she have his new number if he doesn't have this bitch on the side?? 

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I have never been a huge fan of his pack of friends that I ended up coming in contact with...they ALL have a steady girlfriend they are either dating or even living with, but they are going out with different girls who are convinced they are single and they happen to be the lucky one on this man's arm.

I can't fathom ever being treated or played by these SCRUBS...but are these girls idiots for staying with them, where in the mean time they really don't know what is going on behind closed doors, my girlfriend in particular has a key to this guy's house, can come and go as she pleases and apparently has left her make up and shower shit around...

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But, are other girls who may or may not be brought home when the "girlfriend" isn't looking or having knowledge really have that low of respect that they could see all the other girls products and still go through with whatever is going to happen?

My girlfriend is still being wishy washy about this dude, because there is no proof that infidelity is going on, yet he has an excuse and my last straw was when he changed his number for her but yet the ex somehow got ahold of the number...

I just don't see how some girls can be that moronic, but yet I don't see why guys aren't more like " I want to sleep and grind on every piece of pu$$y that walks through this door..." be SINGLE!!!

There is no issue being single and being a man whore at all...but I do not understand the point in having a "girlfriend" when you are going to be always fishing....where do you get your rocks off to that? 

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Dating for 16 year olds...

My baby sister who is just too gorgeous for her own good, has her first "boyfriend"

I call her to tell her about my dating life and probably sharing a little more detail than a 16 year old should know about her 21 24 year old sister, but I am an open book and I think she tunes me out anyway, since I have had a boyfriend since I was 5. 

I call this little monster and she tells me "I sort of have a boyfriend, kind of..."

You sort of have a boyfriend, kind of??

I will not judge her grammar, I will not judge her grammar.

I ask her, "Well how do you kind of have a boyfriend sort of"

fml

She replies, "Well this boy asked me to be his girlfriend in a text message but I told him I wouldn't accept it in a text and he will have to ask me in person.

Why can't my relationships be that easy?! "Don't text me dumb shit you better do it in person...and they listen!"

Ok gotta give the girl props for that...

I ask her what makes her and this guy boyfriend and girlfriend, what exactly do 16 year olds do

"Well we hold hands in between classes"

Me: "Ok well do you kiss??" 

"No, we don't kiss because we tried too and he got freaked out and didn't want too until we knew each other better"

I'm such a slut.

She then informs me that there is a 'but'...

My heart is dropping...this is her first "boyfriend" why the hell is he not perfect?!

"He does schrooms and smokes pot"

As most my readers know I am 100% against ever doing drugs, I don't care if my friends do them but they aren't for me.

I am definitely shocked as my sister has the same outlook about drugs that I do

I ask how old this boy is....

15

I believe this is what scares me about having my own little brats, the dumb ones get the girls that are too good for them and ruin their lives so young.  

Not trying to be judgmental about the kid because he does these things, but at that age...you're being immature about it

I had to suck up my biased opinion and ask her if he was at least a good person...

she told me he was very funny, nice to her, writes nice things on her Facebook...

bloody hell

I hold back my tongue and just tell that is what is most important, as long as he treats her good as well as never asks her to partake in drugs then she is fine.

What the fuck is wrong with me

I can only think that is the best advice to give someone who is with their first boyfriend and also who it opening up to me about it. I would hate to tell her how I really feel and have her shut down and not tell me anything. 

right?

Seriously can't some nice guy write on my Facebook wall and tell me I am cute and hold my hand and just be smitten??

No. they normally want to grind their dick against my leg and ignite the sparks along my thigh. 

Can I turn back time and be 16??

Date me?

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C-o-l-l-e-g-e...dreadful words

I am not one to bash on other for gaining an education, I tried the college thing for a few years and it just wasn't for me. 

I have always had that thought in my head that whatever job you want, you can have because it is all on who you know. 

well I don't know any people that will just pay me to do their shopping but i get to keep half for myself, I don't know anyone who will pay me to get out of bed and actually get ready on days that I just want to sleep and die. 

I don't know anyone to pay me to get on the internet and just people stalk for hours at a time.

I wish someone would pay me to be able to give everyone my 2 cents whether they like it or not. 

So..there is a few examples that I want to be paid for nonsense crap. I want to wake up and just have a $20 in my face as a gratitude that I am blessing the world with my presence

very conceited?

But on this rant I have decided to go back to school. I know 24 is nowhere near old...but I feel as if everyone at the college I have picked is just out of high school, they are doing running start, and I am there like "ya bitches I already did this once and had a career, now starting over, you ain't got nothing on me" 

of course I would never say that, I just smile and tell everyone I am 20...and a half. 

no you're not

shut up.

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How to decide on a career though? i look at what my friends do...

I don't want what any of them do

Can I just get married have a few babies and stay at home all day doing whatever I want?!?!!

taking care of my husband and kids of course. With some vino close by 

I have taken practically all of my pre-reqs. So I don't think it will take that long before someone starts beating me over the skull telling me to figure out what to make of myself

Is Pinterest hiring?

I could work that job like no other! 

"Taylor, we need you to pin 50,000 pairs of shoes that you think people would want"

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Then of course I get comped half or more for my excellent work.

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What about sex toys?? there is nothing i love more than hearing peoples horrifying stories about what they used or tried and it didn't work out. 

Everyone is trying to be Ana and Christian aren't they??

Can't say I am not on this band wagon...

I could see the shit out of those. I would be upfront and honest. How tight do you need the cuffs, how wide should you set a spreader bar, do you need a Dolphin? A butterfly? or a Rabbit?

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ok ok..getting a little too into detail, I would love to hear people's dirty little secrets though.

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I could sell people my fashion advice. 

DON'T BUY UGLY SHIT!!!

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I am venturing out there to figure out what I need to do so I can tell people how important I am. 

not conceited

I am looking for what speaks to me, what would hold my attention for longer than a few years. I need something that will constantly change, I clearly can't do the same thing long. 

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What is in store for this bitch?!

Getting older, getting hotter, but not getting any luckier

Hello Ladies!!!!

Nothing warms my heart more than knowing I have been missed! Thank you ladies for the emails, comments on my instagram and Twitter. I haven't blogged in over 2 months because i wasn't feeling "inspired" 

I can't blog about my workout progress, as I am naturally skinny and I can seriously lose 5lbs in a week and still eat gummy bears for breakfast. Sorry i'm not sorry

I can't blog about fashion sense because my ass and tits literally hang out of everything cute and I don't think that is counted as "fashionable"

But....

the one thing about being a divorcee' with no children, no money, and no responsibilities is the 

Dating life.

Now a few months ago I wrote about how I met this amazing guy on New Years and how I was actually going to wait for him to get off the fishing boat..blah blah blah. 

Well, I did wait. I went for 2 f$%#ing miserable months without sex, without tongue exercises, without being touched by anyone. 

My own living hell.

I should have taken stock out in energizer. No wonder their mascot is a rabbit.

He comes back from Alaska and I am thinking there will be this spark and have this perfect relationship since I was with my ugly ass husband. 

Yes,...I thought my husband was not very attractive. He treated me good for a while and that's why I liked him, but I seriously gave myself the shaft by marrying him.

So, I feel like I have this catch.

Wrong. 

This guy comes to The Ram...right. The Ram just a steakhouse and brewery, a few of my friends are there, a few of his friends are there, we are drinking, boozing, having a few laughs. The bill comes later in the night, he picks it up like a gentleman. I am thinking to myself how this is quite the catch, paying for my friends drinks and food, very sweet.

Well the bill was about $156, I am thinking not bad for 6 people...

He announces, "Oh wow it's only $156 bucks, I was planning on spending $1000 tonight."

seriously. 

Who the f$%^ says that! 

I ended up having to see him again because he left some things in my car, the entire time all he did was talk about how much things cost and how this is ONLY $500 and this is ONLY $200...well I am sorry baby but I am ONLY into dating a real man. 

I kicked him to the curb...

More like stopped answering his texts and calls. 

I'm a classy bitch.

Now for this other potential boyfriend...

ya, so what I like dating around, whatever whatever I do what I want

guy number 2...

Where to even begin, I am smitten yet again. But I overanalyze everything. I am a fricken psychopath and think if they don't text me back in a certain amount of time I am not good enough. If I don't act a certain way they will lose interest. I have to be completely perfect, always fun, always entertaining, or he will not like me.

How old am I?? 16?? 

But this is how I get when I really like someone. But we aren't a "couple" so I feel like I am not allowed to voice any of these feelings for fear he will think I am crazy.

I am 100% myself around him 80% o the time, but there is the 20% where I am thinking what can I do to make him like me more. 

I am getting asked out on dates at work by guys who are...lets say on a scale of 1-10 they are around a 5. 

I can act completely fine, because not trying to sound big headed I know I am better than they are. I feel like I can be cute and sexy because they will never have a chance with me.

Is that mean?

My mom has said always look our for number 1. I am trying to keep myself out there, but this number 2 guy is turning my world upside down and I feel like I am getting mind-fucked! 

Does he want to be with me exclusively or this just a fun time I get to have until the next best thing comes around

My girlfriend told me to be celibate for a year.

F that. 

I am trying to be sexy, I am working out like crazy, I am having fun, but there is that part that never feels good enough. Is this just being a crazy ass woman?!

I got GAGA-FIED

Lady Gaga was at the Tacoma Dome last night!!!!

I effin love her! I think her music is amazing her message is fantastic, she just launched a homeless shelter helping group Regeneration, which is teamed up with Virgin Mobile and last night she called a random person in the audience (if you texted a number you were entered) and since the guy answered the phone call she donated $5,000 to help a homeless shelter. 

She gave speeches in between shows about loving yourself and how you are "born this way" just be happy and live life without "giving any fucks" she had a black Jesus...no joke...this guy dressed up and all night she was like, "Black Jesus when people talk bad about you, do you give any fucks?" He shakes his head no, and she responds, "even black Jesus doesn't have a fuck to give what people think" 

is it weird that it touched me? Those words just gave empowerment like "I am going to do and be who I want and just not give any fucks"  

Thank you black Jesus.

Alright, on that note! Getting ready!!!

I look like a bitch in this picture but here was the outfit!! I Gaga-'d out!!

SHOES!!! my feet were effin killing me, luckily I had this fantastic man next to me who would let me lean on him from time to time, no way was I taking them off in the Tacoma Dome...I would be afraid I would contract an STD from the floor, this place is DIRTY!

The make up! I started doing brights because 2 years ago when I went, I was in purple and black, and spaced I was in gold/black/white so I touched up the top with gold but left the pink and blue, still turned out cool, it's Gaga! I can be weird and mismatched!

She did have a Unicorn Hooker ticket package....if the shoe fits...

I didn't really wear it, my dad said it looked like a dildo on my head

Tristan in her nudey Gaga outfit

My sister Sylena, I didn't have much for her to wear so I just put her in something bright, and she is 16 she doesn't need to be looking as skanky as the rest of us.

My loves!

Gaga came out on a big effin horse wearing this crazy medieval looking outfit and it was just fantastic! i got a short video but no pictures as the lighting really screws up my iphone camera. I need to invest back into a real camera cause last night sucked for taking pics and we got so close to her it was amazing but the pictures white her out cause her outfits with the lights :(

She came out of this castle and it was just amazing, then for Born This Way, she had this big egg with legs on the side, so basically looked like a pregnant woman with her legs open and she popped out of the vag of this egg thing, it was just crazy she is so creative and it just makes it fun and not like she is just up there singing she really is performing

Her grand entrance!!!

This concert definitely out did her's 2 years ago but here are some old pics, do you like the outfit 2 years ago or last night, I had to "grow up" a bit so that's why i didn't get as crazy as a few years ago.

2 years ago?? or this year was better?

Happy Tuesday!

Turning over a new leaf!

IF YOU COULD SEE WHERE I AM TYPING FROM YOU WOULD BE STOKED FOR ME TOO!!

I finally am on my own laptop!!!

ok it may not be a big deal to you bishes, but to me...that is huge!! I haven't been able to use my own laptop since October!!!

Don't worry I called suicide prevention lines everyday to make sure I kept my sanity!

Anyways, now i can finally get back on the blog train again cause I don't have to worry about my dad reading what I talk about since I am sure he isn't at all interested in the word choice on here.

f#$k that.

When I got my laptop i first went to the ever popular photobucket and started deleting every picture of that slimeball loser I was married too.

yes delete. forever. no more.

I also went through all of my pictures on my computer and there will never be his face to grace this laptop ever again.

Some think I sabotaged my marriage and I don't really care, to those of you who have been there from the beginning, some of you know that he hit/slapped/pushed/and pinned me down while on our honeymoon...I don't put up with that shit. Also, now to learn he has been stealing my money from "our" account, he had been writing checks and placing money aside before we were married! 

So on that note. Fuck you girls that think I sabotaged this and I love you girls who have given me the strength and comfort to get through all of this, your stories mean so much to me!

Turning over a new leaf!! 

I have that wonderful new boyfriend! I finally got to talk to him from the ship! he called me on Wednesday and I couldn't help but do the crazy I am a psycho dork dance when I heard his voice on the other line. 

Also, this weekend my mom and sister are coming over to bring me all my goodies from Spokane, I can put all that behind me and start over fresh back in Seattle!!!

Then... MONDAY!!

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LADY GAGA will be here!!! My little sister and girlfriend will be going to get GAGA-fied!!

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I guess this post is more like a re-cap and I am too excited about having my computer back to me i can't even think straight!

Have a fantastic weekend!!! I will be fresh on Monday!