Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Mother's Day Milf.

My mom is a milf. 

I know this, and I love it, it is my opinion but I think I am right.


My mom and I have a fabulous relationship, she is seriously my best friend but she does draw the line between being my friend and being a mother. When I have over stepped my boundaries with telling her things she will definitely put me in check, which I think some of my other friends parents could use a lesson in. 

You ALWAYS need to be the parent!



My mom is 6 feet tall! I am considered the midget in my family, as my 16 yr. old sister is just about 5'11" and I am standing proud and a whopping 5'5"

My mother and I have obviously had our disagreements but she has never judged me and even when I have been a complete fucktard and she knew it, she never rubbed it in.

Now I am 24 and could give a shit.

Just kidding, her opinion is always wanted but she knows how to deliver "Taylor you are a fuckingbitchstupidassholedouchelord" in the nicest way.

I think her and I were in drunk town here.

It was the best feeling when I turned 21 and was able to get wasted with this bia!


My dad always said my mom was good breeding material, whether he was a fan of her personality or not I think they made a pretty good baby.

1st day of 1st grade...

These are in no particular order...obvi.



Ya...I got my mom to Landshark


Milf in the middle

Happy Mothers Day to the most fabulous, hottest mom I know

Also for making sure all my boyfriends know what to expect when I hit late 40's

and liking it.


party.

5 comments:

undomestic mama said...

I swear you and Raven come from such good genes. You'd never expect your mom to be your mom, she looks more like an older sister. You are LUCKY to come from such good, "breeding material" <-that's hilarious btw.

Kristine said...

Holy shit balls! You're mama is HAWT. As are you, girlfriend. I can understand it being hard to keep that boundary between parent and friend though but hey, if your mama's still got it, she's gotta flaunt it!

Sarah and Stewart said...

You and your mom are both gorg!! I love this post because I'm super close with my mom, too. :-)

Sarah @ Life As Always

Raven said...

I love your mom!!! She needs to come back this year for boat races!

however you still didn't tell the best story EVER.....you know what one I am talking about...

Vince Stead said...

I just got done reading your article, and really enjoyed it, thank you. Your mom is very hot. You can see some fun books at fun2readbooks.com where you can also hear the girls read the stories for the same price as a paperback book, but they are reading exotic sexy stories that will get you going!