Saturday, October 29, 2011

Sneak Peek to Halloween!!

I ABSOLUTELY adore Halloween, my favorite holiday in the entire universe...

besides my birthday
since it can be all about me!

I went to a Halloween Party Friday at my friend Shizz's house...
Ma-Shizz that is

I wanted something totally out there, one that NO one else could be so I wouldn't feel like a complete loser showing up with the same costume as someone else


That would just be a crime...
HAHAHA get it?!
Crime..and I'm a cop..
ok I'll shut the eff up...


I think I was just getting wasted...


I don't even know what to say about this shot...

Then a little before that I was Medusa...or something



Ya I tried...

.ugh shoot me now, i thought being a bloody flight attendant was cute..now I look back and thinkg. no. it. wasn't.

(Brittany!-Raven's sister)




BUT THIS YEAR...

We were TROLLS!!!!
Now I totally would put on here my entire awesome f*cking outfit..but I lost my iPhone at the party!
I will have to do a 2nd post tomorrow I guess once I get my phone and steal some pictures from the other party-goers




We had Snookie and Pauly D behind her...then this hot hooker we picked up just to make it interesting

I think she needed to shave though

Miss. Katy Perry and her cupcake tit are sticking out there in the corner


This hot effin smoking crack, beer drinking, oh and pregnant hot mess was there.
that night she gave birth in the back of someone's pick up

Maybe I should have just gone as Lady Gaga...


everyone thought I was the miss gaga herself...It's uncanny!



Tomorrow I have ANOTHER Halloween post since I am getting ready for ZOMBIE night tonight!!!!

can't wait to show you more and see everyone else's Halloween costumes!

hot sexay bitches!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

My best Texas Beezy

I wanted to just take the time and recognize 2 of my most amazing Beezy's
This girl I met when I started working for the railroad in 2009. She sat at her little cubicle on the corner, while I sat in front dealing with all the weirdo's that walked through the front door. 

She is most unique, flamboyant, hysterical, analytical beezy I know!

Alissa invited me out one night and I was a little worried, I didn't know what type of person she was, at work--very professional! Me- I say exactly what comes to mind whether it be good or bad. mostly bad cause I have a potty mouth

Alissa and I quickly bonded! She makes up SO many different word terms for odd things

Beezy.

obvi.

Texty.

creepsters.


Now I know I have some of these before and I bet you have as well. But hearing them from her and this voice she does it just makes me smile!

we share the same love of unicorns
but she is more in love with Dinosaurs
So what could I get her for her birthday?!

a DINOSAUR hat!
Loves.
Alissa has this aura that draws people to her, we constantly talk about guys at work who are divorcing me for her. ( I know betch right) she brings up things around people that would make them uncomfortable but all they can do is laugh.

going out to lunch with 2 guys from work and asking "ok, which one of you is playing my daddy and which one is playing my crazy uncle?"

I can not stop laughing

She is seriously an amazing woman!
Never steered me wrong, she tells me all the douchebags I date and when they break my heart, she never tells me "I told you so, but she holds me when I cry and let's me know it's going to be alright" Not trying to sound like a baby, but true

I was thinking about her while the boyfriend and I were looking at rings (more about that later) 
but all I could think about is how this bitch better fly her ass up here from Texas (The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best fucking place on earth. Move there now!
Fuck you! I'm from Texas!!!)
and be my bridesmaid 

Alissa supports my spoon collecting fetish! She has bought me a spoon from Texas, Kansas(where she is from) Oklahoma, I believe Colorado, and maybe one other one.

We are going to grow up and raise unicorns together. Just wait!

Love you Alissa beezy!
She gave me my first shot of Patron!





Tuesday, October 25, 2011

$50.00 giveaway!!

My new friend Becky is hosting a $50.00 giveaway for this awesome jewelry! 
view the website here! Go to becky's page and follow the instructions!

This jewelry is so unique and chique looking, I am definitely looking at the arrow necklace. everything is blacks, golds and silvers. Perfect to fit with anything and everything you wear. 

The ring on Becky's page I think is to die for and absolutely gorgeous!

Visit her page get an entry in order to win $50.00 to Stella and Dot


Let me know what you think!!!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Food, Wine, bitches, and Arbonne

What could be any better than waking up to this...

Outside my mother's bedroom window, I couldn't help but sit on the porch and just stare at it, thinking about my entire life and being mesmerized.
Just kidding I'm not an effin poet

My mom hosted an Arbonne party for me, I got to hang out with the most badass bitches of Bigfork, Montana

be jealous!


I presented them with Arbonne facts, we played a game where one of these fabulous "MILFS" women won a prize worth $58.00

I would be happy just to go to a party and come home with free sh*t, isn't that what this is about?

Mom put out a beautiful spread, making these Mediterranean Crescent Rolls

How to make:               
 1 

can (8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated crescent dinner rolls or 1 can (8 oz) Pillsbury® Crescent Recipe Creations® refrigerated seamless dough sheet



1/2
lb prosciutto or cooked ham, thinly sliced


1
cup crumbled feta cheese (4 oz)
1/2
teaspoon pepper
1
tablespoon CRISCO® 100% Extra Virgin Olive or Pure Vegetable Oil
6
tablespoons chopped fresh basil

-------------Directions----------

1Heat oven to 375°F. Spray cookie sheets with CRISCO® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray. Separate or cut dough into 4 rectangles; place on lightly floured surface. If using crescent rolls, firmly press perforations to seal. Press or roll each to form 8x5-inch rectangle.2Arrange 1/4 of prosciutto slices evenly over each rectangle. In small bowl, mix cheese, pepper and oil. Sprinkle mixture evenly over prosciutto on each rectangle. Sprinkle with basil.3Starting at short side of each rectangle, roll up; seal long edges. With serrated knife, cut each roll into 5 slices. Place, cut side up, on cookie sheets.4Bake 15 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from cookie sheets. Serve warm
1 Serving (1 Appetizer)
  • Calories 80
    • (Calories from Fat 50),
  • Total Fat 5g
    • (Saturated Fat 2g,
    • Trans Fat 1/2g),
  • Cholesterol 10mg;
  • Sodium 320mg;
  • Total Carbohydrate 5g
    • (Dietary Fiber 0g,
    • Sugars 1g),
  • Protein 4g;
Percent Daily Value*:
  • Vitamin A 0.00%;
  • Vitamin C 0.00%;
  • Calcium 4.00%;
  • Iron 2.00%;
Exchanges:
  • 1/2 Starch;
  • 0 Fruit;
  • 0 Other Carbohydrate;
  • 0 Skim Milk;
  • 0 Low-Fat Milk;
  • 0 Milk;
  • 0 Vegetable;
  • 0 Very Lean Meat;
  • 0 Lean Meat;
  • 1/2 High-Fat Meat;
  • 0 Fat;
Carbohydrate Choices:
  • 1/2;
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

They were to die for!!!

Then to the wine!

This was our cabernet! delicious!

Then of course you can't go wrong with a bottle of Big Dorothy's whore house red!


My mother and I are both hostesses! I love having people over and entertaining, what could be better than spending your days with friends! 

as long as you have enough wine to stand them
our wonderful bar area
where I had about 4 Ruby red grapefruit vodka, tonic, and a lime
wasted.

My Arbonne table
the beautifying station

the whole set up!

My mom's friends Nikkeal who is Mrs. foxy cleopatra in her second coming, is HIGHLY allergic to the salt/sugar scrubs
well thanks to Arbonne she can use their sea salt scrub!
we washed everyones hands with the Lemon and Ginger Awake which left your hands silky and smooth to let you have the most delicate touch
Nikkeal would use a sea salt or sugar scrub and would immediately break out in hives, she used this all natural vegan certified, no break outs and then of course had to get some!

My mother's friend informed me she uses these to SHAVE with! the grittiness leaves her skin the silkiest she has ever felt!
Def. trying it today!

Everyone had the best time, I showed them the entire RE9 skin care line and my mother will vouch for me, it leaves your skin feeling and looking amazing! she woke her husband up at about 1 am to make him feel her face! Her and her DERMATOLOGIST friend bought the RE9 skin care line!
it really is amazing!



I have told Becky I am sending her baby samples, and my UPS man failed to show up Friday! i am next day airing them to you tomorrow!!!!

I can not wait to hear what you think of it for your precious little girl!

Raven I need to send you a "care package as well" but i may just use that as an excuse to drive my ass down to see you. But I really think you need to drive your bubble butt the 2 hours to see me

Had an amazing weekend in beautiful Montana with my momma!!
and of course my loving boyfriend
now to drive back to Spokaloo!










Wednesday, October 12, 2011

mothers that bathe their baby's...

 Well as you can read below I started my own home business

with Arbonne!

They are AMAZING all vegan certified products! 

So what I am getting at now is we have a "Baby Line" 

Do any of you mom's out there use Johnson and Johnson?

Now you buy these products because..well they ARE directed towards babies, but also you know you can trust that your baby will never have tears using this line!

am I right?

Now have you looked at what makes these products tear-free?

NO?

There is a mild ingredient of anesthetic in their shampoo that will numb your baby's gentle little eyes to make them "tear-free" 
I only knew that word because I had that when I got my boobs done!



          =







Yes! 

I know me personally anything I have done to alter my body I wouldn't want anything even close like that to my baby (whenever that hypothetical baby comes)

So, please mom's check out Arbonne's vegan line of baby products that has substances that make the shampoo Ph Correct  to your babies eyes

Check out these awesome products! 

Ask me how to get 20-35% off!!

or keep putting tit numbing on your baby's eyes...

Sunday, October 9, 2011

My Home Business!

I have OFFICIALLY launched my OWN home business!!!!

I have started my home business with Arbonne Cosmetics!! 

You haven't heard of Arbonne?

Let me fill you in...

Have you ever been driving on the road and seen a skunk? Opossum? Mouse? Deer? Coyotes? Squirrels? or even house cats?
I hope you have all said YES!

Well do you know what happens to these animals after they are scraped off the side of the road?

They are brought to plants where they put these deceased animals, even animals from farms! dead cows, horses, pigs, etc.

They boil these animals with intense temperatures of heat; then a process that subjects these creatures to extreme amounts of pressure to release the fat from the carcass. Restaurants will also add their old cooking grease to these plants. 

You can only imagine the most horrible stench that has to be moving throughout these plants.

The last step of this horrific process is to scrap that dead animal "scum or foam" from the top of these pots and sell them to prestige cosmetic companies.

YES
PRESTIGE
COSMETIC
COMPANIES

I looked up a list from the top 100 cosmetic companies in the U.S
I selected just a few from the list that I own myself
1. L'oreal
2. Estee Lauder
3. Avon
4. Johnson and Johnson
5. Maybelline
6. Cover Girl
7. Revlon
8. Too Faced
9. MAC
10. Clinique

Now, how many of you can go to your make up bag, drawer, closet, whatever your preference is and pick out items from these cosmetic companies?
I am thinking most, if not ALL of you

ALL of these cosmetic companies are the chief customers of these rendering plants!!!

Now, you are all including myself are putting these products on our skin, which soaks into our bloodstream.

We are almost all half skunks right now

Sick.

So let's talk about Arbonne!

This is an ALL VEGAN cosmetic company!
there NO FILLERS (dead animal scum)

I have launched myself this weekend with a total of 8 girls!
we had a great foot scrub Friday night with the "Pampermint" line
it felt amazing! warm water, the tingling peppermint, and suds swishing through our toes. 
I think I am ready for Christmas!

Everything Arbonne produces is made from Switzerland where Mineral Oil is illegal! so you won't be wiping crude oil on your body, which acts as a barrier for our skin to breath also found in most lip products, anything that says "petro" on the label. NOT GOOD

The smells in the ENTIRE Arbonne collection are smells derived from botanicals (plants) that are in the product. there is nothing added. You are rubbing pure mother nature on your skin!
The eyeshadows are to DYE for!
I spelt "die" like that for a reason

If the eyeshadow is purple-it's because there are purple plants
If an eyeshadow is blue-there are blue flowers in it
on and on...there is NO added ingredients! 

I want to show you what the eyeshadow looks like after wearing it for 8+ hours inside the hours for 5 hours and outside for around 3 hours
Please do not stare at my un-plucked eyebrows!!! 
and yes...those are MY REAL eyelashes! 
I am very proud of them
This is a shimmering silver eyeshadow with gold edging

This is the Solar Wind Eyeshadow quad
My lashes were topped off with my Arbonne Mascara, the brush is amazingly thick to make my lashes "Kardashian" like
I swear to goodness sake! this is my new new new staple!!!
Throwing away all of my other mascara!!

The face wash system is to die for
Now it may look like a lot of steps, but I promise it takes only a minute to get your entire face lathered, it takes so little of product, which makes this stuff last much longer. Also, with no fillers you are getting the entire product. you're not buying half a bottle of opossum juice.

Nasty

I can not begin to tell you how much in just 3 days of switching to this make up has altered the way I see the way cosmetics are made! 

I really want to be able to share this all with my blogging world! 

If you are interested I can show you how to get some product for 20% off retail value! 

I am very excited to share this business
Brandon and I have been doing so much research to make sure this company is legitimate and it has been around for over 30 years!!

The woman who started me is named Dana, When Brandon and I went to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada we were all done shopping and went to our hotel room. A nice dip in the hot tub was just the ticket for our sore feet.
We get in the hot tub, I have my book, Brandon relaxing then this couple walks in I notice the girl is very pretty, her skin look absolutely amazing and her hair was perfect!
Their 3 children get in the pool, while her and husband get closer and closer to us and finally decide to get in the hot tub as well. 
I am MISS CHATTERBOX! i start asking where they are from, why they are here, what do they do..100 questions!
She had to be thinking "wow this girl is crazy, eh?"
She informs me she is a 2nd grade teacher in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada and on a side business she sells make up called "Arbonne" tells me all about it, I am thinking it is just like Mary-Kay or Avon right?
NO! much better since it is all vegan as well as a individual type business. 
If you sign up and decide to be a consultant, then sign other people up under you. they decide to do much better than you, they can pass you. It is not a scheme and so many get into these mind sets of something "too good to be true" I was that type of person but after meeting Dana; She has been doing Arbonne for 2 years and is getting her white mercedes in November!
She is a wife, a school teacher, has 3 children with extra curricular activities! She can do it I know I can

I am single...? you know what I mean

with a full time job and 2 dogs
what have I got to lose? and I have everything to gain! I encourage all of you to let me share this with you! I would love to get some contacts and send some samples.

I wish Raven was able to come to my launch party to tell you all about it. I will definitely be sending her some freebies cause I know she has a nice set up with more bloggers than I do! :)