Wednesday, February 29, 2012


Ladies! You remember watching those Herbal Essence commercials where the woman was scrubbing her scalp with this ultra smelling product that seemed to make her "yatch" just go crazy?!
Hair-gasm? Yes with the loud moans, loud 'yes's', and the man standing just outside wondering how he can please his woman as good as this shampoo, but in reality it is never going to happen...

I think we know how to please ourselves more than men do anyways

I have just found my hair-gasm! 
Arbonne Intelligence Daily, Self-Adjusting Shampoo with Tea Tree Oil
This is Arbonnes tea tree shampoo!
It seriously makes my head feel like it is breathing or on fire, in a Katniss, girl on fire kind of way

It is a great and amazing scalp revitalizer that also helps promote hair growth!
Do you want long luscious locks like these...

Source: via Kelsey on Pinterest

Yes Blake Lively is one of my best customers, constantly hounding me for more Arbonne

But honestly this has made my hair feel fuller, softer, my split ends seem to be diminishing, I cannot even begin to tell you about the smell! It is amazing and totally gives me a hair-gasm. I refuse to let B in the shower now with me cause I get my alone time with this shampoo

Little far? But for real!

I am trying to get Brandon to use it since he has some little bitty shiny spots on his head and he has to move his hair around in certain ways to make it not look so shiny. 

I need a thick mane on my man!!

After having that amazing few minutes with my shampoo I lather this across my scalp
Arbonne Intelligence Thermal Fusion Hair & Scalp Revitalizer
The Thermal revitalizer, this will promote healthier hair...notice how I didn't say 'healthy looking' you don't want just your hair to LOOK want it to BE healthy! This goes only on your scalp to help replenish the vitamins from root to tip.

I am no longer ever buying any hair products from anyone. This stuff is it!

So for the month of March I am offering anyone who wants to buy either products or both products I will pay the S&H, since that is where we all know we get raped, and you don't wanna be raped before you have the hair-gasm of your life

Brandon can smell this stuff all the way out in our living room it is so fresh so clean and so amazing. I am absolutely thrilled I work for a company that makes such great products as well as thinking about the environment. Everything in these products are made from plants, fruits, and vegetables. 


Let me know if you are interested and I would love to send you this fabulous product. 

or just have an average hair-gasm when really you know you are faking it.

SO I have been asked to do a giveaway and thought this wasa great idea!!!

anyone who orders from me go here to place an order you will need to enter my ID number

Once you place your order let me know, I will be able to double check as well

For one entry you just have to order
2 entries you tweet about Arbonne and tell others to check it out (with my ID number of course)

5 entries once you recieve your product you blog about it and show people where to purchase Arbonne

You will be entered to win a free set of one of the 3 below

FC5 Shower Set

BefoRE Sun Glow With It After Sun Lotion

BefoRE Sun Lip Saver Sunscreen SPF 30

Eye Shadow, SmokeTriple Action Mascara
I will make the cut off date March 12, 2012

so have your orders in by then! and you will be entered I will do the drawing 3-5 days after to make sure everyone has their product and if wanting to blog about it I can get their entries in as well!

Thank you!!!! any more information about Arbonne feel free to check out the site here!

Monday, February 27, 2012

Hungry for The Hunger Games

I have been and now finally finished The Hunger Games

Oh wait it only took me 3...ok 4 days to finish the trilogy!

These are THE BEST books I have ever read in my life!

I am thinking i just may have to be Katniss for Halloween this year!
Prolly will have to sex it up a bit

OK but seriously when I was told about these books and being sci-fi I was totally thinking

"I am not going to be reading about some spaceships, aliens, and freaky deaky shit that doesn't happen. I don't read touch, talk, think about ever getting into Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings...nothing!" well then I freaking hear it from some old crotchity dude I work with about how great it was, and I had to read them. I finished the first book in about 7 hours! I just sat there and read, read, read. Couldn't put it down to even make myself some food!

Then once I finished you can't just wait around to read the second...oh hell no!

Brandon went and bought me the entire trilogy so I wasn't without the 2nd and 3rd book for more than an hour.

Started the 2nd book and kept falling asleep cause it was around 11 pm and I had to be at work at 7 am the next day. I would fall asleep and drop the book on my face, wake up and start reading. Finally had to put it down...

BLESSING in the morning. 


3rd book was a nice relaxing night after work 

I am counting down my days to see the freaking MOVIE!
I have my connections and already have my tickets to see it on opening day!

March 23

I swore I would never be like those twilight freaks fans and sleep outside before the preview, well that is about to change in 3 weeks! I will be out there, snow, rain....umm there is NO chance of sun so we can count that out.

I have been dreaming that I am in the Hunger Games, I am Katniss herself in the flesh attacking the Capitol! I wake up and tell brandon about the crazy things I am doing in these dreams. I swear if you don't do drugs read these books and you will feel like you are hallucinating! My friends that have read it have all said they have weird ass dreams! I freaking love love love the exhilaration I get reading it!

Do it now!


Saturday, February 25, 2012

What PomChi's love to do...

My girlfriend in Texas, Alissa sent me this link of "What Corgi's love to do" She has a multi color corgi named Gus who is the most adorable corgi I have ever seen. 

This gave me motivation because no ones puppy could be as cute as mine!


I put together a small picture show of what 'Pomchi's or Chiraniens' whichever you want to call them, but the things they love to do...

Pomchi's love to read.
especially The Hunger Games series

Pomchi's love to wear panties
especially lacey kind

Pomchis love to show their viciousness
she has double K9 on the side closest for ultra bad ass ness

Pomchi's LOVE to talk to their bitches on their Iphones
tough being so popular
Pomchi's love all sports, but support their home team
Go Mariners!

Pomchi's are very quizzicle
what on earth are you doing?

Pomchi's love to lounge around
please bring me some water with a umbrella

Pomchi's are part asian, so they actually aren't very good drivers
my cousins are asian and said I could say this.

Pomchi's love acting like a parrot and always resting on your shoulders
She will not sit on my lap at all

Pomchi's absolutely love frozen yogurt while they are in their sexy negligee
She won't settle for anything less

Pomchi's are very smart
She could totes do your homework
Pomchis love Mardi Gars
Don't ask me how she earned those beads.
Pomchi's sometimes go into demonic states
Her eyes were really rolled back 
Pomchi's love dressing up
she is just pretending to play dead, she really loves it

Pomchi's love giving their sister kisses
she doesn't care that her sister is not the same breed, she loves her anyways

Pomchi's love parks
She wanted to ride on the motorcycle instead of the sidecar. All in good time

Pomchi's do NOT like being left out
She cried for hours
Pomchi's favorite drink is crown Royal
My moms bar is in Montana you can be underage in there but not drink, so she wasn't breaking any laws
Pomchi's also like hot apple cider
She was there when we picked out our wedding venue

Pomchi's love lounging around 
They are always very spoiled
Pomchi's are always best though when they are sleeping.
even though she is quite the bed hog

Now I know all of you are going to go out and get yourself a pomchi! 
Have a fantastic weekend! 

Monday, February 20, 2012

March Photo of the day!!!

I was a little mad I received the February photo of the day request/invite/notification until about the 2nd week of February. But my girls that did it and posted to instagram I absolutely enjoyed seeing all your posts

I think this is a great way to show off your artistic styles! This month I am going to and I SWEAR by it will blog every single day in March! I feel that I am a good blogger but I tend to slack on doing it every single day although I do read others blogs everyday I don't want to bore my followers with my ho hum nonsense.

Kick off to March!

I think the one I am obviously excited about is March 24! A picture of an animal! I think I have the cutest pups in the whole world and will definitely put them in the cutest pose ever!!!

As some people know I am a phobic of green though.

Yes I have a phobia

I will not chew green gum
Source: via Susan on Pinterest

I will not eat green foods

Unless it is a pickle

This is the ONLY ONLY ONLY thing I will put in and or around my mouth that is green.
I don't wear green at all!!!

I don't know when my phobia started but I will cringe at the thought of wearing, eating, decorating, etc ANYTHING green.. weird I know

I guess this means I have never had green poo either?

Too far?

March 2012 will be my month to conquer my fear. I will wear something green on St. Patricks day. I may possibly buy some green pants or shirts. 

possibly. Not saying it will happen.

I still Will Not eat green food...
besides pickles


I will make St. Patricks day treats!

Source: via Nick on Pinterest

Ok maybe not go this far!

 But I am excited to make little rainbows and pots of gold! 

I love rainbows!! Since obviously everyone knows I love unicorns and unicorns fart rainbows therefor I love rainbows

But I am sure I would love to rock these

How do you think the railroad would react when I showed up to work in those! 

Source: via Carrie on Pinterest

Also picturing this for my giddy up 

alright alright

enough with this, I will try and dress up for St. Patricks day without barfing rainbows from the green that I will try and wear 

Hope you all enjoy the rest of February...I guess I have gotten a little carried away trying to make March come now! 

Everyone have a splendid presidents day...

and it's my momma's birthday as well! 

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Happy Birthday Hooker! I mean Lauren

So I don't want to brag but I seriously feel my whole family is blessed with gorgeous girls! We are all so much alike in personality but all very exotic looking.

From what I hear also if you recall I did a "what animal do you look like" because I kept getting told I look like some exotic jungle cat. 

I will take that as a compliment

So, my youngest cousin, Lauren is turning 19 this week. We were never super close but since she is becoming a dirty pirate hooker like myself I have decided to attach myself to her.

She lives in Portland and is going to college, living it up big time where she makes me feel like a big fat loser.

this is her everyday...

oh her and her friend just "hanging out"
Umm just having fun...

She is drop dead gorgeous!  All the freaking time! My mother told her she needs to ugly herself up for my wedding because I am afraid she will out do me.

I don't think she could ever be ugly if she tried.
 But in spite of me wanting her to ugly herself up I did decide to buy her a birthday present

Since she is asian I bought her this panda play-doh
I couldn't find the play doh online so I just a did the picture to suffice...

But in the panda play do it has a little body and you cover it. Sort of like paint by numbers but you stick the play do in the right spots to create a panda.

Then a huge smelly marker.

She is in college and I think that is a definite need!

On top of all of it I had to write her a poem

my hand writing isn't the greatest but had to show everyone how legit my poem skills are

So I am deciding to open up my own poem writing business, so if any of you want me to write you a special poem just like this one I charge $5 a word.

bitches gotta make a living! 

All in all...Happy Birthday to my cousin Lauren, I hope you love all your gifts and don't read my blog before you get them! 

Monday, February 13, 2012

Pick my destination!!!

My gorgeous cousin, Ashley
and myself
(ash=left me=right)

need a fancy getaway!!!!

we are thinking


Or something away from the west coast!!!
Source: via Joanna on Pinterest

We wanted to walk into the airport lay our money down and tell them to give us the next cheapest flight to anywhere, but with my move to Spokane and her still living in Seattle...this makes it a little difficult
but still the thought of being very "Yes Man"

We want somewhere that is totally out of the ordinary, that's why all these places are ridiculous. No offense but who WANTS to go there. 

So for St. Patricks Day weekend...

I need ideas! and possibly if there are some really awesome bloggy girls that want to hang out in one of these random places we would love to meet!!! just need out of Washington as well as somewhere we have never been before!