Thursday, February 9, 2012

Happy Valentines 'salamigram...

I hate Valentine's Day

I am the most anti-valentines day person you will ever meet. I do not think it is a holiday and feel bad for guys that get bitched at for not buying their significant other something or taking them to dinner. 
I was not that girl in high school that came to school with roses, teddy bears, chocolates...or gave out candy grams. ever.

My mom isn't a Valentine's day person either so you can blame all my hatred on her.

I just do not see any point in one day with expensive dinner and roses, or teddy bears, and chocolates...I think most people make their New Year's resolution to lose weight....then go stuff your face with chocolate and a high fancy dinner?

So I have a solution to my Valentine's Day problem...since it looks like I will bear the brunt of the awkward looks when I tell my friends and co-workers that Brandon didn't get me anything for this "holiday" I decided he can get me exactly what I want and what suits me perfect

What is this you may ask...?

It's a...


Olympic Provisions in Portland, OR
Is sending out these Salamigrams

With the lead singer from

The Tumblers!!
who will be singing  "Love is where the meat is"

I really really need this Salami gram
At least they are in the shape of hearts when you cut I think this gives me a perfect excuse to buy them as a "Valentine's Day gift"

Now all I can do is pray to that little naked baby wearing a diaper and his cute little arrows to send me a salami-gram all the way to Spoka-loo

Hope you guys have a fabulous February 14! just another day


Tickled Pink said...

Haha!! Love it! I don't really get Valentines Day either. It's pretty much a normal night for us at our house!

Jill said...

I feel the SAME way girl. Screw Valentines shouldnt be just one day to "declare love" seriously. dumb lol. never cared for it never will.

Olivia.Dee said...

I'm not a fan of the "holiday" either. we're spending it with a heart-shaped pizza and beer. :]

Impulsive Addict said...

I'm with you on not really loving the holiday. The cost of roses goes up like 500%. WTF? That's not fun. Hubby knows to NEVER buy me flowers. Sometimes we exchange gifts. Sometimes we don't. I used to be into cards for the holdiays but now they're like $5.99 per card so that's just ridiculous.

Boo to Vday.

Ashley said...

I'm not a big fan of the holiday either - never have. I usually just give my guy a dirty little homemade card and a bag of reese's - good enough! haha

Jennifer Delle Fave said...

haha those are so great! Thanks for sharing. :)

Ashley said...

Salamigram - this is amazing!!! Hope you have a great Feb 14 Tay Tay Muffin :) Love you!!

Lay said...

This is awesome... and I totally agree! We don't really celebrate vday either, its completely over-rated.

Holly said...

bahaha this is amazing.
We really dont need a day to celebrate our love, but I do love Valentines Day. We have always celebrated, even as a kid. It's also my Grandmas birthday (rest her soul).
Mike is taking me to see The Vow. que the tears now. Imsuchacrybaby.