I am off to Seattle again this weekend to get ready to leave for Disneyland!
So i needed to end the week with some funnies...or embarrassing moments...or some are pretty downright ridiculous
So I think i am doing this post right...but if not this is the way I am doing it
I am going to write down 1 true thing I have done, seen, heard, etc in real life
but there is 5 lies in there!
I am hoping this could be just a fun comic game
here we go!
I was driving to work one day and I was on a bridge, had to go number 2 so bad I couldn't hold it anymore. So inevitably I pulled over on the bridge and did the dirty business in a safeway bag with the car door open.
I was in a club downtown and a famous rapper was there. He walked up to our party and my good girlfriend ended up sleeping with him that night. Then his "tape" with another celebrity came out just a few weeks later. So now I make fun of her for doing him and her pretty much
While on our honeymoon since obviously we don't know any of these people we made up huge stories about ourselves and walked around with fake accents telling people we were from different parts of the country, until we ran into someone from a country we said and they started speaking the language to us
While bowling one night with my boyfriend and his friends. I thought my boyfriend had went up to bowl and when a strike was thrown I got overly excited ran up and smacked/grabbed his ass as hard as I could and just squeezed the living daylights out of his ass, to then have him turn around and it was one of his friends
I went to Mexico pretending to be some princess/ damsel in distress but I was acting on this high horse like "you better treat me like freaking queen! Well while putting on this act I decide to have all eyes on me and slide down the waterslide. I slide down the slide and climb onto a tube at the bottom and get on it with my big sunglasses and lay on my back. Little did I know my boobs were totally hanging out of my bathing suit top and I was just laying there in the open.
Alright chicas! Tell me what you think is the truth one!!!