Monday, September 17, 2012

Last weekend before SAHW!

This was my last weekend before officially becoming a "SAHW" (Stay at home wife) I figure every other website is making akronyms or abbreviations for things so I decided as well.

I have to stay with the hip times somehow!

On my last weekend I had to learn the ropes of what a stay at home wife does and who better to learn from

We all know she is the ultimate stay at home wife and mom! so I took everything I could under my wing so I could be the best!

While being a stay at home wife...

You get to follow your husband to the golf course and be his personal driver

but when you get bored sitting there while they smack balls around...get your wine to go! 

While being a stay at home wife...
You get to go on many lunch dates! in the middle of the week where NO ONE is in the restaurant!

While being a stay at home wife...
You get to wear whatever you want at any time!

whether this be your husbands golf sweatshirt or a sweatshirt that is a wee bit too small

obviously we would never ever go out in public like this

(These types of outfit are for the home only!)

While being a stay at home wife...

You get to travel to see all your family in the tri-cities and celebrate your grandma's 96th birthday without having to worry about work in the morning!

While being a stay at home wife...

You can have time to help your cousin's son learn how to walk in 3 inch heels

everyone needs a trade

While being a stay at home wife...

My kitchen has never been cleaner!
(granted this is how I view my kitchen)

While being a stay at home wife...

Source: via Shelly on Pinterest

I am able to update all my pinterest boards and pretend like I am going to try everything I pin

While being a stay at home wife...

I am now the soul provider to keep the dogs fed, walked, socialized. Make Brandon a lunch everyday as well as have dinner ready when he gets home.

Since I am the stay at home wife..isn't that my duty?!

                                               wash, iron, fuck, ect.
                                            Wanted: woman to be wife

                         I strongly believe in this since he is the one bringing home the bread now, I am the one to cook it!


Anonymous said...

I love your w.i.f.e. acronym :D
Isn't it fun being a sahw!
All the things you get the time to do!

Jazmine G. said...


Raquel said...

Lol too funny!!

Btw you and Raven are freaking gorgeousssss!

Ash said...

i love this... so much!

let's just say, you are the baddest mutha effing SAHW i've seen.. well, you AND raven...

stay up, playa

(why i felt like writing that..? i don't know.. seems appropriate.?)

Whitney @ Everything Happens For a Reason said...

I was a SAHW for 7-8 months, and it was awesome!

Southern Wifey said...

i wanna be a SAHW! so jealous. love your wife acronym, im def gonna use that somewhere lol!

the sweet life of a southern wife

Jenn @ Bliss to Bean said...

Omg where have you been my whole sahw life?!!! LOVE every freakin thing about this. I definitely grew a pair and told the wold to suck it now that I'm. Housewifey. I wouldn't change it for the world!!!

Bunnie said...

LOVE your hair!!! That e card is sooo funny!

Love your blog!! Your newest follower!!

XOXO Bunnie

follow me back?

Holly said...

LOL!!! I love this! :)

Annabelle said...

Being a SAHW is awesome! I miss it sometimes! You rock! Ravenpants too!

Raven said...

lol this was awesome!!!! love it and love YOU fellow stay at home wifey!

you know what else SAHW can do? travel two hours to go visit their other SAHW friend in Kennewick ;)