I am not one to bash on other for gaining an education, I tried the college thing for a few years and it just wasn't for me.
I have always had that thought in my head that whatever job you want, you can have because it is all on who you know.
well I don't know any people that will just pay me to do their shopping but i get to keep half for myself, I don't know anyone who will pay me to get out of bed and actually get ready on days that I just want to sleep and die.
I don't know anyone to pay me to get on the internet and just people stalk for hours at a time.
I wish someone would pay me to be able to give everyone my 2 cents whether they like it or not.
So..there is a few examples that I want to be paid for nonsense crap. I want to wake up and just have a $20 in my face as a gratitude that I am blessing the world with my presence
But on this rant I have decided to go back to school. I know 24 is nowhere near old...but I feel as if everyone at the college I have picked is just out of high school, they are doing running start, and I am there like "ya bitches I already did this once and had a career, now starting over, you ain't got nothing on me"
of course I would never say that, I just smile and tell everyone I am 20...and a half.
How to decide on a career though? i look at what my friends do...
I don't want what any of them do
Can I just get married have a few babies and stay at home all day doing whatever I want?!?!!
taking care of my husband and kids of course.
With some vino close by
I have taken practically all of my pre-reqs. So I don't think it will take that long before someone starts beating me over the skull telling me to figure out what to make of myself
Is Pinterest hiring?
I could work that job like no other!
"Taylor, we need you to pin 50,000 pairs of shoes that you think people would want"
Then of course I get comped half or more for my excellent work.
What about sex toys?? there is nothing i love more than hearing peoples horrifying stories about what they used or tried and it didn't work out.
Everyone is trying to be Ana and Christian aren't they??
Can't say I am not on this band wagon...
I could see the shit out of those. I would be upfront and honest. How tight do you need the cuffs, how wide should you set a spreader bar, do you need a Dolphin? A butterfly? or a Rabbit?
ok ok..getting a little too into detail, I would love to hear people's dirty little secrets though.
I could sell people my fashion advice.
DON'T BUY UGLY SHIT!!!
I am venturing out there to figure out what I need to do so I can tell people how important I am.
I am looking for what speaks to me, what would hold my attention for longer than a few years. I need something that will constantly change, I clearly can't do the same thing long.
What is in store for this bitch?!