The Weekend Of Blogger Babes

This weekend was an amazing weekend for muah of course..but also for my beautiful cousin Raven and one of my best blogger friends/wedding photographer/amazingly sweet girl/real life friend Sabrina!!

We both went to Raven's house for her 25th birthday The first night Raven and I went to the local country club Meadow Springs. Where we had amazing Duck Farts

and if you are one of my friends on facebook...slight typo!!! I didn't mean to say "at the club having SUCK FARTS in our mouth"

DUCK

DUCK

DUCK

awww Fuck....it was embarrassing...

After those and lots of different types of Vodka drinks we were feeling pretty amazing!

Then to go the old guys house for some pool and Eagles karaoke...

DID YOU SEE THAT!

Ya I know....

Then of course we had to re-cap our infamous picture...

The next morning after our drunk festivities, Raven's husband, Rob brought us mimosa's in bed and made us breakfast...

Don't mind the 9 o clock in the morning look please...

Sabrina joined the festivities around noon and we all went to PF Changs

Seriously this is like the crack of best foods! I could nom this shit everyday!

We had to go to 

For the best, THE BEST martini and I ate my first green olive! The pictures that Sabrina got while during this twisted face session are unreal and will have to wait until she posts, i had a blood orange martini that was like a tiny little orgasm on my tongue..so I had another...and I think another...THEN....FREAKING SABRINA!!!!!! paid for mine, Raven's and her drinks! I couldn't believe it! we had at the LEAST 3-4 vodka type drinks each!

My night to this fantastic weekend did not end well though, I ended up having to go home early so I couldn't defend my 3 or is it 4 time Pictionary Championship against Ravie, the my car headlight went out, and battery died..ugh but made it home and I know my 2 girls are living it up without me right now.

bitches.

So Raven in conclusion...

Going back to the roots

With Christmas coming up and reminiscing on how now I have my own house...

A fiance...

and the two bestest fur children I could ask for...

But I also have to buy my own drinks now, or I guess a bottle...so thank you ecards, pinterest and blunt cards for making me not feel so shitty on christmas...

Source: cardstore.com via Tim on Pinterest

I want this kind of Christmas all the time!!!

Source: site.nobleworkscards.com via P on Pinterest

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I hope everyone gets exactly what they want and no

heartache since some of us are becoming adults right

 now and learning real life. I want to go back to where I 

receive gifts, not buy them!

How the GLITZ stole Christmas Blogger swap Presents!

Glitz and Glam!!!!

My Glitz and Glam partner for the gift blog swap was Suzie Q didn't say your real name wasn't sure

She got me AMAZING Christmas tree decor!

and it is the only thing on my tree since I won't be here for Christmas I am a scrooge about decorating it when I don't get to enjoy, so Suzie Q you have decorated my tree and given me the best gifts!

My very first Tree Topper!

Did she not hit the nail on the head with the glitz and glam!?!?

Then I got 2 packs of ornaments!

Pink snowflakes

Silver Snowflakes

Like I said So Glitz and Glam!

Along with the hearts for my newly engagement

I am loving this girl!

She got me a pickle for my tree!!! My most favoritest food in the whole wide world I could live off of pickles!!! as well as the best little thing for when you have kids. You hide the pickle in the tree and then whoever the first child that finds the pickle in the tree, gets the pickle present! 1 extra gift than the rest! normally a movie or something that could be for any of them! I love this! I especially love winning the pickle present...so this year I am hiding the pickle myself and Brandon will just have to give me the pickle present.

Then I received this amazing stocking that is fantastic as I do not have a stocking for my new house

My card came with an ornament as well

Did she not do an amazing job as a Glitz and Glam partner?! I am so happy i got partnered up with her thank you so much to my cousin, Raven and my friend Lindsey for letting me participate in this! I had so much fun!

Merry Christmas!

TLC and Wedding Bitches

I went to Montana for the weekend to surprise my mother, and it worked out fantastically!!! she had no idea and one of my girlfriends who works in my mom's bar went up to her and said, "Janine, I really need to talk to you real quick can we go outside for one second" I was standing there and my mom looked at me and it took her seriously a whole 2 seconds to realize it was actually me standing there. Hugs and kisses...then on to drink my night away on her tab, couldn't ask for a better night.

Sunday morning TLC, I have always loved their older shows like Trading Spaces, While you were out, and Little People, Big World. But I saw this new show this morning called

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE 

If you haven't seen this, they have 4 brides and each attend each other's wedding and critique it on a 1-10 scale, basing that on Food, Venue, Theme, and Overall experience; then it gets tweaked at the end with some other questions to make sure that the other brides aren't low-balling just so they can higher their chances at winning. AMAZING IDEAS ON HERE

There are the perfect blends of the traditional weddings that the brides are super strict on it being traditional, then again there are the brides who think they are hot shit and they are FUGLY!

Like Danielle

Really?! I think she looks like a man beast!

and all she could talk about was how amazing her wedding was going to be and upscale all the other brides...

Bitch, came in 4th.

NOW...

I have been on the TLC website signing up for all the wedding shows, Four Weddings, Say Yes to the Dress, even Say Yes to the Dress plus size. I want on this show desperately. Though the Four Weddings said it was only looking for brides in New York, New Jersey, and Phoenix. I am determined to change their minds and have them come to Spokane and film my wedding, then give me the grand prize!

Free Honeymoon!

All my bloggy blogger bitches, say your prayers for me to get on one of these shows! Even if it happens to be 

I will gain 30lbs to be on this show and then just barf my way back to normal!

I am not condoning that this is healthy just saying there is a way. If this

has to be my best friend for a while, for me to get on TV. I'll take it 

Pray for me for TLC!!!

Inner Peace

Today I am going to surprise my mom in Montana!!! I need to see her before Christmas and I always beg her to read my blog and she never does...so I am hoping today she doesn't decide to read this., or I will be very mad!

As I sit here at work I get an email from one of my co-workers in Pasco

(where Miss Raven lives around)

and it was talking about getting inner peace with yourself. Especially around the Holiday's too many people are high strung and need to take a moment to either pop some valium or I guess take a bath..?

Ya I know which one I would rather do too.

So here is the poem on Inner peace to help you all get through your Holiday Season

A Dr. On TV said," that to have inner peace we should always finish things

we start & we all could use more calm in our lives".

I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished so I

finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bodle of Vodka, a butle of wum, tha

mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner piss.

An telum u luvum.

Oh...well I guess it wasn't a poem after all...but this treatment sure has helped me!!!!

Weekend Wine Walk!!

WINE WALK!!!

What better word is there than that?!

Brand, Raynee, Daniel, and myself went to the Davenport Hotel in downtown Spokane, remember that hotel, if not thats where I got ready for my engagement which you can read here.

So on every 1st Friday of the month downtown Spokane ACTUALLY  gets cool and they host a wine walk, where you start and one location and make your way around Spokane to the different wineries, such as

Caterina Winery and Barrister Winery

We start at the Davenport Hotel and there are 12 Christmas trees with diferent decorations and prizes under all these trees. I mean AMAZING prizes! $4000 cash, with tickets to the Spokane Symphony, facials, massages, and 2 night stay at various hotels. I can't even explain how much there was to win. You buy a pack of tickets $1 per ticket and you read what each tree has to offer and if you are interested you drop your ticket in the bin and they are doing a drawing this coming Friday (12/9)

I HAVE TO WIN!!!

Being as we went with a group of friends we all agreed if any of us won we would split everything or share the hotel packages. I think that is only fair. Though I would love to be the bitch and just take everything since I have a wedding to pay for. I decide I will put on my Holiday Cheer and share. {groan under my voice}

Fabulous Raynee and Dan

So then we head to Barrister to get our wine on after drinking all the way around the Christmas Tree.

I don't feel one bit bad for being a drunk mess and yelling at each tree that " I WANT YOU NOW" with everyone dressed in their best looking. Fu#k them! I was having a blast...

Now I have been on my Caribou Lou kick...so we didn't last too long at the winery since I needed to get trashed. It was one of those days!

So Caribou Lou's all night again.

no puking!

Saturday...different story. Went bowling. That's normal you drink a little bit and what not, but I am sorry I am a huge bowling fanatic and if you are being an asshole next to me I am going to be the bitch. So this party of Russians who didn't speak a lick of english would not give me a 1 lane comfort!! You don't just start bowling when I am standing up there. So bitchface came out 2 caribou lou's, 1 rockstar Vodka, and 2 grapfruit vodka tonics later of course

"excuse me, could you please wait until after I have finished bowling before you go up to the line, I need a 1 lane courtesy"

him:" russian russian russian russian, bitch"

Me: "well maybe if you knew what you were doing in the first place and not running down the lanes like a savage animal I wouldn't have to be the bitch"

him: "russian russian, drops kicks the bowling ball down the lane!, turns to his friends and all start laughing at me"

Thank goodness this mami showed them up though looking at my score of 116 to their mere 40. Give me a break and get the eff off my lane.

Also, on the score note Brandon and I had a bet. If I beat him he had to buy me a new pair of shoes up to $100 if he beat me I had to buy him some new Jordans

Brandon: 113

Taylor: 116

SUCK IT BITCH!!!

We finished our night at a house party at our friends Alex and Krista. It was rad and way too much Smirnhoff Fluffled Marshmallow Vodka with rootbeer

Why did I not know about this when I was underage?!

this Sh#t is the business!!

plus when you say you want it fluffed and whipped, makes the drink even a little more hotter.

I think the best part after all this mess of shots we had was either

A. Going home and going to bed peacefully

B. Going home, cleaning up, taking my pups out and going to bed peacefully

or

C. Going home, throwing up for 2 hours while B was passed out in bed, Sleeping on the little tiny bathroom mat. Naked-I have to be naked when I throw up. Don't know why just do and then dry heaving in my bed and I seriously look like a tyrannasaurus rex when I barf mised with a teradactyl with the arm flailing and heave noises.

Needless to say my Sunday was uneventful. I didn't pull my big titted butt off the couch. I didn't wear a bra all day. Just wtched football and drank more beer. I needed the hair of the dog and dammit it really did make me feel better!

Time for the rest of the week!!!

Ugly sweaters galore tomorrow!

Boob Tube Thursday

So as I conclude my Thursday festivities of work, work, text all day at work, hard core make out session, home.

I was in much need of getting my "funny on" and decided I needed to share my most favorite YouTube videos

and no my little text thread THAT youtube video will not be posted.

Karmincover

I'm making pancakes

The Oregon Trail -we all played this right..?

Come on now and take chance come on please do that booby dance

Jizz in my pants

These are by far my pass time at work! plus who doesn't love The Lonely Island?!

Look up "Do the Creep" it won't let me embed it, f%$#ing nazis!

The Oregon Trail- Brings back the fond memories of skipping part of 1st grade to stay in the library "checking out books" when really I was bribing the little boys I would kiss them if they would just let me play 5 more minutes. Skankin it up early

Now with the "look at me now" vids. I am totes thinking I need to do my own and I am trying to write up one that has to do with blogging..so far

"look at me now, look at me now, I'm following bloggers. Look at me now, look at me now. This isn't myspace. Now I am bloggin all day and all night, looking for another girl but not to start a fight. can I follow your blog your pretty little thang then be my bish when you get in this ring..."

it's a start right?...hmm maybe I will work on this rap and then get really fricken wasted one night and do it on youtube. make my shit legit T-M