I am officially a Godmother!!!

One of my very best friends, Trisha who her and I met at a spa and became instant friends immediately! 

A lot of people think we look like twins...what do you think?

She is the one on the left, just FYI! 

Well she had a gorgeous baby girl, Lexis Lynn who I am absolutely in love with and take such good care of her every time I head to Trisha's to hang out, as so..

Letting my Cyri lick the inside of her mouth.

I'm already a great god-parent...

(Don't worry I immediately stopped Cyri after I took this picture)

Lexis was cracking up the entire time though.

But I have been hanging out with Trisha a lot since I got back to Seattle. Her daughter absolutely lights up when she sees me, she reaches for me when I go over. She laughs so hard uncontrollably when I toss her up in the air.

I don't care if she does this all for her parents too, she does it for me and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

She picked me!! Trisha calls me yesterday and tells me how amazing she loves me and how Lexis lights up when she sees me, and thinks i am considerably great with her daughter and would love for me to be her godmother. 

I actually cried! This was the best night I have had in a while! 

I had to share that I am officially a godmother and this little love muffin will have the best godmother i can be!!

Signing off Lexis Lynn!!

Seahawks take another win!

Seahawks are looking mighty fine out there!!

5-4 baby!!!

Can anyone say Marshawn Lynch?! he has got some absolute leg power! But i was very impressed with Vikings, Adrian Peterson! Man that guy!!! I am at a loss for words...good job Minnesota on picking him up, but thank you for not kicking our ass and giving us a fantastic game!

Number 24 and I'll be 24 on Saturday...this was destiny!

PLAY BY PLAY

First MN touched down

Then SEA with Golden Tate on the receiving end

SEA again Mr. Sidney Rice

Adrian Peterson on MN to get the score 14-14

Field goal bringing those Vikings to the top of our scoreboard 17-14

Golden Tate(Sea) again! Boom shack a lack! 17-20

MARSHAWN LYNCH touchdown!!!

Vikings can take their pity field goal since they just couldn't map it down the field

Seattle takes their last field goal Making the ending score 20-30 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!!!

The night concluded with Fuzzy Moon's and Duck Farts

Let's be clear that the saying "Beer before liquor, never sicker and liquor before beer have no fear"  I drank 2 fuzzy moons before my friends decided we were going to take 2 shots of duck farts. I wasn't wasted or drunk by any means, I had a nice buzz but holy sh!t worst stomach ache in the world, inducing vomiting was not happening. Next week we welcome the Jets to the Clink! I have to say I believe my Hawks will stomp them as well! 

GO HAWKS!!

Remember that game, "I've Never"?

We all have played that game "I've Never", Correct?

If not i feel bad for you because it was the ultimate game along the lines of spilling all your truths and I used to play it in band class all the time.

1st chair tenor saxophone, what what!

Ok so if you haven't played "I've never" you put up both hands...jazz hands

Every time someone says, "I've never..." you put a finger down if you have done that thing the other person said they have never done.

You want to have the most fingers up by the end of the game, or last person to put your last finger down.

alright so we clear on how this works...

I am going to put X amount of "I've Nevers" up and if you have never done 1 of these things you are probably GOD.

I've never....

-put someone down

-made fun of a person's looks, personality, dysfunctional family

-how someone else lives

-purposely victimized someone whether by words or physically

-lied

-deceived someone close to me

-stolen

-talked shit about someone based on another's opinions

-stalked someone just to laugh at their expense

-seen the silver lining 

-hurt myself to make me feel better

-hurt others to make me feel good about myself

-failed at something I was so proud of

-given up

-cheated

-been cheated on

-made myself look better for someone else instead of myself

-changed my life to appease another

-listened to that statement, "If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it"

-used a friend

-made plans and cancelled

-forgotten an important date

-had an embarrassing moment

-photoshopped my pictures to make me "hotter"

-taken a person's words out of context to use against them

-verbally or physically abused someone

-hurt my body to look better for society

-taken a stranger's words to heart

-used foul language

-had a typo

-made someone cry themselves to sleep

-made an ass of myself

-started a fight I couldn't finish

A lot of this list is from the heart and some ideas from close friends. Bullying seems to be the number 1 thing that goes on and it breaks my heart to see kids being bullied in school, at home, online, etc. So they take their own life. How would you feel being on the end where you know you have made someone feel bad about themselves either directly or indirectly? I know I would never want that burden on me.

I put up the I've never and whoever reads this if you have all 10 fingers up by the end of this, please tell me your secret.

If not maybe rethinking what you say before you say it will come forward just a little bit. I know I have been on the receiving end of some of these, but I have dished out my fair share as well. 

I don't want to be that kind of person. I walk around tall and head held straight but I will help anyone that ever needed it. I want to be the type of person someone can lean on, talk to, and confide in. Not putting down, making fun of, or purposely hurting someone's feelings. It can't ever let anyone feel good about themselves. Just take into consideration small things like this. 

Don't worry be happy!

My birthday month!!!

November is the most fabulous-o of the months! I love the changing of colors, getting ready for Thanksgiving, and starting to bundle up. 

Granted I love the feeling of being in a bikini but I love being in cute sweaters, boots, and some skinny jeans! 

I was born November 10, 1988 I am a full blown Scorpio and proud of it! 

You could be frequently defending your values or your worth these days, dear Scorpio, with Mars in your solar second house. It's a great time to work on self-esteem issues. You are no longer on the offensive, and that is important, but do avoid being too defensive. You might be more confident about pursuing money during this time, but could also be prone to impulsive buying. Today, your emotions run more deeply than usual, and while you can get very hung up on an injustice or a resentment if you're not careful, you can also choose to pour your energy into something more constructive. Creativity: Good; Relationship: Fair; Business: Good

Ok tell me this isn't the most perfect horoscope for what I am going through. My marriage failing, not working, and searching for any ways to make money. 

The impulsive buying...So my new diet has been stress! Seriously girls this works!!

Just get stressed out is Step 1

Worry about every little thing until you are so morbidly sick to your stomach is Step 2

Then voila you fit into pants you never thought you could! Step 3!

Easy right?!

Just kidding! I do not recommend this but it has worked for me. I went from a size 2 to a size 0 in just a week! 

Fits perfectly and I don't look like a busted can of biscuits, although my arm right on my side looks like a chunk roll...it's not. 

I wish I could tell you I bought these amazing pants in this amazing size..but I did not. I had to buy the size 2 because I know once I am back being my super happy self instead of faking it, the weight will come back and I want to be able to wear these pants. 

But damn it feels like a f$%^ing good birthday present to know in my head i can wear those!

Ok enough of the big headed-ness! I am so stoked for my birthday, my good friend, Calle has planned out an entire night at Tia Lou's in downtown Seattle! No cover! No drink charges, No lines! So every blogger that is in the Seattle area is welcome!! I would honestly love to have a bloggy meet up there on my birthday!! 

I am excited to be turning 24, i do hate the getting older part. But I love what comes with being 24, you are no longer looked at as a child but somewhat of an adult. I have been getting carded less and less, which is nice cause I tend to not have to bring my ID with me and shove it in my bra...but then I feel like I look too old, but whatever! I'll look the way I look! 

I am 1 year away from being able to....rent a car..? by myself...that's an accomplishment...haha! 

I would say I would love to have a baby at 24 but we all know that's not going to happen. So we can just move on. 

I have been more acceptable to drinking wine. By myself. Out of the bottle.

I have thought about getting a cat.

Alrighty then...now for some pictures! 

Junior Prom

Pre boobs!!

Senior year high school

 I had to rock those cholo eyebrows and pink lips! 

 First road trip to Leavenworth 

19th birthday

Way too much make up and dumb ass 2 blonde streaks

Mexico with my brother and older sister

 November 8, 2009...2 days before I was 21 and my dad found this picture when he went to the next Seahawks game and it had the date on it, not that bad but he was a little disappointed

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 22nd birthday dinner

 22nd birthday night!

 I wish I could say that was Cristal...but it was probably Andre...but it was free..so it was good

Perfect 22nd birthday gift

The last present of my 22nd birthday was being taken to my 1st Sounders game!

We won't get into my 23rd birthday since it ended in a proposal that never lasted. I told him I didn't want him to screw up my birthday, dammit!! 

Oh well 24 will have amazing things to come, I am already ready to take on anything being thrown. I have a positive attitude and a huge personality! 

I for-see some trips being taken to meet some other fellow bloggers...cough cough-Chicago(AMY)

A Halloween Whore post!

So many of you have been following me on twitter and I absolutely love it! As well as Instagram, klout, and foursquare. I try and follow as many back but I am starting to feel a little "blog-er-lebrity??" I just made that up! TM that shit! 

So my Halloween was incredible! I went as a "masquerade" person/ Moulin Rouge/ 20's hooker...whichever you want to call it is fine with me. One of my most fabulous friends, Calle (Kal-Lee) was going to have her friend paint on my mask but she is super pregnant and was unable to do my make up. 

PINTEREST to the rescue! I pinterested that shit and I found this awesome picture of a mask and decided to try and do it myself...

Then Calle had to put my fat ass (we all know that's not true) into this corset and tiny skirt...

This is a true picture. She had to get me up against the wall in order to fit those ginormous tits hips into this corset. 

Finally ALL IN...

Ok well the rest of my body and Calle was all in hers. My hat was definitely the hit of the party, people could not stop staring at my hat. 

We went to this place called The Blue Martini which is this amazing club that is located in The Bravern of Bellevue right next to Nieman Marcus,  Christian Louiboutin, and Louis Vuitton. I ended up with a VIP pass where I NEVER have to wait in line, my drinks are ALWAYS half off, and I can bring 1 friend every time I go as long as I have the card.

I feel fricken legit! 

So our night went as follows with our friends Yasa and Michael...

my Ukranian lova!

Can you tell me how freaking gorgeous she is! her accent is even hotter!

Calle went as her dog, Emi, who is a Shiba Inu and looks the exact same color as her costume, but she had to tell everyone she was a fox...even though they already know she is a fox. Get it....a fox. 

Oh I so clever!!

FOXAY LADAY!!

Oh this guy had all the right moves, you know what I'm saying! 

(wink face and lick lips)

Drinking has finally set in...

Oh wait all I had all night was club soda and lime!!!

No alcohol for me on Halloween! 

I had such an amazing time, met some very interesting people, it's hard being on the prowl when everyone is in costumes...although there was 1 slice who was superman...but it would have never happened. 

I hope everyone else had an amazing halloween!! 

Now to think of something super awesome for next year!