Since everyone else seems to be on some sort of health kick...which I am not scrutinizing, that is awesome to be healthy and lowers your chance of all sorts of problems later in life.
I happen to just have great genes and I am sitting here eating 4 pieces of stuffed crust pizza and going to eat an oreo ice cream bar afterwards.
(Insert "I hate you" here)
So I am doing my own way of a health kick...but this isn't for me
My dog is a lard ass!!!
I kid you not her weight should be around 6-8lbs
my fat little chubba wubba is 13!!!!!
DOUBLE what she should be!
Look at her fat rolls!!!
Ya, little fat ass...definitely not taking after her mother
So now I am forced to put my poor little fatso fatso on a diet..but I am unsure of how to get a dog to slim down, I run her around like crazy and I only feed her a 1/4 cup food in morning and evening
Does anyone have a doggy treadmill?
This little bitch needs be a skinny bitch!
This was her as a baby, with baby chub
now she is a beast pillow
Fat ass pillow!!
My dog has more rolls than a bakery truck!
More chins than a chinese phone book
She could go to an amusement park and people would try and ride her!
Her neck is so fat it looks like a package of hot dogs!!!
So operation "Get My Bitch Skinny" is underway
it looks like I can't sit on my couch and eat pizza. I may have to incorporate my own exercise for her benefit.