(It's supposed to be mon...I didn't misspell)
I was so surprised when I found out we were heading for Montego Bay, Jamaica!
Sorry Mexico and Hawaii are not my style. You only get 1 honeymoon in my eyes! Go big or get the fuck out!
This was our Luxurious hotel
We left Monday the 6th and got there Tuesday morning, the flight schedules were a bit hairy with me having to sleep under the benches in Denver, CO for 4 hours! but having my free drinks was worth it.
All inclusive bitches! you swim up, walk up, skip up, waddle your ass up to the bar or restaurant and get anything you want at whatever time you want! I think I did more eating on this trip than I did loving on my sexy husband.
This is a shark bait..Oooh Ha ha!
They made everything with Rum...and this ain't no Malibu..real Jamaican Rum, so that means you get real Jamaican drunk.
Man drinking makes you sexay
Then after a long day of drinking activities...
Needless to say I am a light weight...
Ok Day 2
Yes, we got completely naked. Wieners, boobies, and hoo ha's all over the place
I will spare you pictures of us naked, I am sure no one would like to see that
I cannot believe how much we drank and drank and drank...then ate some food, took naps, and started drinking...again.
Oh ok we did some activities
The Jamaicans seriously couldn't stop following me around and wouldn't stop staring at my....smile
I would love a vlog of everyone doing the cha cha slide!
Ya this was some other kind of dance...can't even tell you, but I look and felt like a dumb ass so figured this was worthy to post
Ok now where form here? Oh the jungle
Eating some sugar cane raw!
I had to row this bitch
I had to lay in the water, I didn't come here to stay in the shade!
So to end the trip we had to do their exclusive photography package, which pretty much cost us an arm and a leg..but you're only going to do this once.
I forgot my straightener back in Washington. It was awesome with my Pomeranian hair
I felt like a mermaid
The Bowker Family