Honeymoon in......JAMAICA!!

Ya Mon!

(It's supposed to be mon...I didn't misspell)

I was so surprised when I found out we were heading for Montego Bay, Jamaica!

Sorry Mexico and Hawaii are not my style. You only get 1 honeymoon in my eyes! Go big or get the fuck out!

This was our Luxurious hotel

YA RIGHT!!!

This was our actual view from our room

We left Monday the 6th and got there Tuesday morning, the flight schedules were a bit hairy with me having to sleep under the benches in Denver, CO for 4 hours! but having my free drinks was worth it.

All inclusive bitches! you swim up, walk up, skip up, waddle your ass up to the bar or restaurant and get anything you want at whatever time you want! I think I did more eating on this trip than I did loving on my sexy husband.

This is a shark bait..Oooh Ha ha! 

They made everything with Rum...and this ain't no Malibu..real Jamaican Rum, so that means you get real Jamaican drunk.

Man drinking makes you sexay

Paddle boarding!

Then after a long day of drinking activities...

Needless to say I am a light weight...

Ok Day 2

 Damn peacocks everywhere!!

 Just lounging around don't mind him

Yes, we got completely naked. Wieners, boobies, and hoo ha's all over the place

I will spare you pictures of us naked, I am sure no one would like to see that

I cannot believe how much we drank and drank and drank...then ate some food, took naps, and started drinking...again.

Oh ok we did some activities

 My new friend Paige and I trying the alcohol in the store before we buy...

 Gotta be sure to try at least 5-6 then you won't want to buy any

Going Steve Erwin style

The Jamaicans seriously couldn't stop following me around and wouldn't stop staring at my....smile

 FAVORITE ANIMAL EVER!!!

 Anyone want to ride a camel?

 Or eat some snails? les Escargots

 Doing the cha cha slide...If you know this dance you are absolutely amazing!
I would love a vlog of everyone doing the cha cha slide!

Ya this was some other kind of dance...can't even tell you, but I look and felt like a dumb ass so figured this was worthy to post

 Paige, my wonderful Italia Bella

Ok now where form here? Oh the jungle

 Ya that guy behind us is on a cell phone. I knew thats what you were going to ask

 Pushed around on about 15 bamboo shoots

Eating some sugar cane raw!

I had to row this bitch

 He was waiting for us outside the bathroom!!!!

 private cabana

hearts and elephants. aww thanks babe

I had to lay in the water, I didn't come here to stay in the shade!

So to end the trip we had to do their exclusive photography package, which pretty much cost us an arm and a leg..but you're only going to do this once.

I forgot my straightener back in Washington. It was awesome with my Pomeranian hair

 After this one you say "awww"

I felt like a mermaid

 This one is the biggest cause this is now how life is going to be...remember that

 We say goodbye to Jamaica and hello to be Mr. and Mrs.

Sincerely, 

The Bowker Family