Thankful for 151...

I totally suck by not putting up a thankful post, but I think by my blogging and getting better and better at doing this thing, it means that I am thankful for my readers
So...
While my food turkey baby slowly makes it way out my butt, I am feeling skinnier since Thursday night..of course going out Friday didn't make me feel that much better...well maybe a little

Had a wee bit too many of this drink called Caribou Lou and all I could think of was the Tech N9ne song 

151 rum

Pineapple juice, and and Malibu, caribou get them all numb
Make baby girl come, outta her shell and raise hell
Don't stop till the cops come

You know what I'm saying aight!

So my step sister and I had a few too many and I tried to do this shirt thing from Pinterest

I know this is everyone's new fave

Ya but I figured I looked too gross and looked like I was asking for it so I quickly changed and went out like "aunt Jemima"

I thought it was cute and don't hate!

Then after being Miss Drunk girl all over the bar and over everyone else, there is this woman with a horse mouth toothy smile who comes up and is hugging my sister and taking pictures of our asses with the flash on Raven! Now since I have had a few too many and don't even think about being a "good girl" in front of my mother who has a potty mouth herself...I say the Fuck word. I mean f-word...and surely found out that no matter how old you are your mother can still be mad at you for that.

She looked like she wanted to wash my mouth out with soap! She yelled at me to come over in front of all her friends mind you, and yelled at me for swearing. Well Miss. Drunk Girl cannot control the emotions and started bawling. In the bar. While my mother yelled at me. 

My night was nothing but hell afterwards.

I wasn't going to drink anymore and decided to throw a fit and lock her out of the bathroom...well miss drunk girl, miss sober mama is much stronger than a bathroom stall door...

I will leave the ...

I get home and quickly pass out in bed. 

This was basically my "Thanksgiving Night"

So THANK YOU 151, Malibu Rum, and Pineapple juice...for making a big ass out of myself, getting yelled at by my mom and crying walking out of the bar. 

Cheers!