Monday, November 28, 2011

Thankful for 151...

I totally suck by not putting up a thankful post, but I think by my blogging and getting better and better at doing this thing, it means that I am thankful for my readers
So...
While my food turkey baby slowly makes it way out my butt, I am feeling skinnier since Thursday night..of course going out Friday didn't make me feel that much better...well maybe a little


Had a wee bit too many of this drink called Caribou Lou and all I could think of was the Tech N9ne song 

151 rum
Pineapple juice, and and Malibu, caribou get them all numb
Make baby girl come, outta her shell and raise hell
Don't stop till the cops come

You know what I'm saying aight!

So my step sister and I had a few too many and I tried to do this shirt thing from Pinterest
I know this is everyone's new fave


Ya but I figured I looked too gross and looked like I was asking for it so I quickly changed and went out like "aunt Jemima"

I thought it was cute and don't hate!

Then after being Miss Drunk girl all over the bar and over everyone else, there is this woman with a horse mouth toothy smile who comes up and is hugging my sister and taking pictures of our asses with the flash on Raven! Now since I have had a few too many and don't even think about being a "good girl" in front of my mother who has a potty mouth herself...I say the Fuck word. I mean f-word...and surely found out that no matter how old you are your mother can still be mad at you for that.

She looked like she wanted to wash my mouth out with soap! She yelled at me to come over in front of all her friends mind you, and yelled at me for swearing. Well Miss. Drunk Girl cannot control the emotions and started bawling. In the bar. While my mother yelled at me. 

My night was nothing but hell afterwards.

I wasn't going to drink anymore and decided to throw a fit and lock her out of the bathroom...well miss drunk girl, miss sober mama is much stronger than a bathroom stall door...

I will leave the ...

I get home and quickly pass out in bed. 

This was basically my "Thanksgiving Night"



So THANK YOU 151, Malibu Rum, and Pineapple juice...for making a big ass out of myself, getting yelled at by my mom and crying walking out of the bar. 

Cheers!

11 comments:

Ashley {hudson's happenings} said...

Cheers, girl! You are always cute...whether in a pinterest shirt or some Jemima headgear. :)

Young and Fabulous said...

haha I LOVE that 151 rum song. Omg im being so gangster right now singing it kurt is staring....

your night sounded fantastic...and getting yelled at by yo mama just added to it. The way I look at it, ANYTHING can make a good blog story...and you succeeded! hahah

you are so cuuuute!
xoxoxo

Raven said...

with the flash on lol!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

and that pinterest shirt? Seriously Taylor.

what.

the.

fuck.

glad you changed, but that headband thingy on your head? Um, please don't wear that when you are hanging out with me.

Amber said...

ummm....we need to party together ASAP...

Impulsive Addict said...

Raven is NOT NICE! I thought you totally rocked that pinterest shirt. I'm not a huge fan of the headband but you still rocked it. Maybe I'm just jealous because I can't rock it like you can.

I'm loving the sound of that drink but I'm a Captain Morgan spiced rum kind of girl. I may have to try out the Malibu. It's been a while....

P!nky said...

hi I'm new follower! Love the headband, you rock it girlie!!!

I love malibu ruuuuuuuuum!!! favefave!

Have a great day!

xoxo

Holly said...

hahaha omg Taylor. love this post. Glad you're better. xoxo

Bre said...

That drink sounds dangerous! I'm sorry your mom won't let you say the fuck word. My mom says things like, "That's hella fucked up!" and "What the fuck?" Yeah, she tries too hard...

So, there's that...

Rebeka said...

Immediately when you said caribou lou I thought of the tech n9ne song! Ha. It reminds me of college. So does 151 I guess. And so does crying in a bar. Ha. I guess we're a lot alike ;)

But I'm glad you had a happy Thanksgiving minus the bar drama. But the drunken fun before probably made it all worth wile? Plus the story = great blog post!

XXOO

hannah. said...

i. love. malibu.
It is the only liquor I drink. I keep a malibu stash on the bottom of my fridge at all times...it includes: two large bottles of malibu black <-the good stuff, a large bottle of pineapple and a large bottle of cranberry. so good.

Krisha said...

OMG GIRL!!! I LOVE TECH N9NE!! I thought I was the only "normal" girl that knew who he was! (Reading back over that, I don't know why I put normal in quotes, but I'm just gonna go with it.)

HAHA! I too have shed some major tears due to the wrath of Caribou Lou's. They taste DELICIOUS but are soooo leathal.

PS. love the success pic. so true, so true.