If you haven't seen the first episode of The New Girl..you must go watch..NOW
are you watching?
I'll wait...
watch it bitches!
I just watched the first episode and I laughed my ass off!!!!
So this inspired the idea for a blog post
Jess (Zooey Deschanel) asks Nick (Jake M. Johnson) if when she walked into his room naked, if he happened to see her GUMBO POT!
I died laughing of thinking of thee "danger Zone" as a gumbo pot..can't wait to ask the boyfriend if he wants to see my gumbo pot. guaranteed to get me laid
So I wanted to make a list of everything I have heard and recollect of what the "Vagina" has been called...(open to ideas for more)
1. Ham Wallet
2. Oyster ditch
3. Gut locker
4. Pudding Hatch
5. Va jay jay
6. Squish Mitten
7. Yipee Bog
8. Bitch Wrinkle
9. Fiddle Cove
10. Hoo Ha (compliments of my mother)
11. Bearded clam
12. Bald man in a boat
13. Beaver
14. Blue Wallet
15. Chocha
16. Conch
17. Cooter
18. Fur Burger
19. Pink Taco
20. Whispering Eye
I am dead serious at wanting to hear other words. I think it is absolutely hilarious and I hope everyone gets as much laugh as I get!
13 comments:
i just laughed out loud at this post- I have to watch this show! :) following!
haha girl you are hilarious! and very pretty btw! I love your hair too!
LOVE The New Girl!!! Me and my friends call it our Biscuit. Don't Judge!
love this post about to go watch the show now..thanks for hulu.com!
following!
This is one of my new favorite shows. I was dying laughing watching this weeks show. I just found your blog and I am your newest follower. xo
Hahahaha! This is too funny! Daniel Tosh did a skit on different names for a vagina and it was hilarious!
I will have to watch this show next week. I have heard really good things about it.
So I totally forgot I was following you and I spent the past two days trying to think of your blog...so glad you commented :)
ookkkaayyyy. people tell me about this show ALL the time. fine....I guess I'll watch it!! :)
LOL! Found your HILARIOUS blog thru Raven's!! SO happy I did!!! Ok... so I'm Filipino... the vajayjay is aka a "peck peck" NO lie! So when my now hubs then bf was in high school and the other guys were talking about their "peckers" I was like... ummm... I have one of those!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!! Good times. Good times.
Looking forward to following your adventures :)
Kristine
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Hey! So funny! I love this show too. I just started following you. I call mine my Britney every once in a while.... like, "Is this dress too short? I don't want to go showing everyone my Britney"
Just popped over here from Raven's blog to see you asked her to be your MOH and then I find this post? I am in LOVE with you a;ready. Clicking follow right after I publish this comment!
I remember Tosh calling it the skunk bunker.
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