Now I promised I would do my second Halloween post once I stole all my other bitches pictures from this weekend
So let's start!
not rainbow bright.
and not clowns.
Snookie and Pauly D showed up to grace us with their presence!
but after Snookie slipped me something so I would "Smush, Smush" with her, we ended up in a troll dance
I'm never taking that blue pill again!
I would have gone naked, but we all know no one wants to see that!
I had a great Halloween night with my troll lova!
The comes real Halloween!
I threw the biggest bitchfit!
I go home.
decorate the outside of my house.
make a scary soundtrack to play through my windows.
change the lights to blacklights
put my troll outfit back on.
Sat for 3 hours.
drinking BY MYSELF!
for 1 trick or treater.
At least she was a cute little unicorn and made it worthwhile
I still felt like a douche sitting in my house getting drunk. as a troll. alone
I should have just went as a drunk spinster!
drink wine out of the bottle, wear sweats and pass out candy to kids and jello shots for their parents!
(don't steal my idea for next year but feel free to come trick or treat at my house for an abundance of jello shots to feed your face to help you last through the night of your wound up trick or treater.)
Thank goodness Erica came over so I wouldn't have to drink alone anymore.
we bundled in our snuggies, drank vodka, and watched....TWILIGHT!
no I have never had the Twilight fever even though I used to live close to Forks, WA
Maybe if Edward was a little less pale, vampireish, talked a little quicker, and didn't look at me like he was undressing me with his eyes, also get rid of the glitter on your face. Not into that
then after all that was taken care of maybe I would consider "smush smush" -thanks Snooki!